Bear Grylls, The Island.

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Am so excited this is back. Loved it so much last time I came very close to applying for this series but bottled it. Wish I had now, oh well.

Oh I'm glad there's a thread going. Army woman is tough as nails - first to the beach with only one leg.

I hope the women are nice this time - there was way too much bitching last year.

Lot of respect to Hannah.

Camera woman is moaning already.

I'd forgotten quite how irritating Bear is.

Thankfully Bear isn't on it too much iirc.

Oh dear. Phone shop bloke isn't going to hack it.

I think the camera woman's going to fall out with everyone pretty quickly.

PhoneShopMan won't last long unless he wakes up to the fact that yes, he really did sign up to this.

Are we really the only two people in the whole of MumsnetLand watching this?

Oh dear, did none of the women watch it last year?

Can't believe no one else is watching.

Loads watched it last year! Is everyone watching Maigret.

x post - there are three of us :o. Yes, camera woman is relentlessly negative so far.

I'm watching. Why is that man snivelling. Seriously?! Pull yourself together!

I think the older farm lady will annoy people.

They should have killed that snake, they could have cooked it.

Yay, more viewers!

Erica the farmer is both incredibly impressive and a bit terrifying.

I'm very excited, I loved the last one. Unfortunately I'm stuck listening to Guy Martin drive a noisy motorcycle around a bowl. Grrrrr.

Very impressed with the women's fire making skills!

Dh is excitingly watching Guy Martin, ive come upstairs.

Have the women found a water supply yet?

I don't think so

The men haven't done too well have they. No fire and just lying on the bare ground wondering about wolves.

Snigger at putting her on the fire and eating it.

I sit here and judge away but if it was me Id probably be running about screaming by now!

The men spent too long trying to get the phone shop man to stop crying. Im sure he'd have pulled himself together quicker if they'd just set off and taken his mind off it.

We watched Guy & now this. Phone shop man is so screwed & the rest will turn on him soon
The girls doing well till camerawoman had her panic attack

The men and the women had a totally different approach to their colleagues' anxiety attacks. Men, stay put and sympathize and the women encourage and say get a grip.

Mind you in the end Riz seemed to have a brilliant night's sleep.

Caddie needs to give it a bit longer, how can she be so sure she wants to go already.