Bear Grylls, The Island.

[WhoTheFuckIsSimon]

Am so excited this is back. Loved it so much last time I came very close to applying for this series but bottled it. Wish I had now, oh well.

Cassie- bloody autocorrect

www.channel4.com/programmes/the-island-with-bear-grylls/profiles

Cassie's profile says she loves being immersed in nature

Ouch, scorpion sting!

It would be the creepy crawlies that would freak me out.

I think Riz will go soon

I'm bloody awful with these shows - I sit here judging the hell out of all of them when the reality is I'd be off the minute I got a bit thirsty or hungry. That said, I might do better than Riz.

One gone already

Yep I don't give Riz long at all

That water looks minging.

Hopefully the sensible farmer says that water is crap.

The doctor thought that eggy water was drinkable.?

Cmon Erica, sort them out.

So the men just finally found some water and one of them immediately pissed in it?????? I would have made him drink it

Yes! Do not piss in the drink. It's a top rule, surely?

I hope Riz manages to make the fire, that might give him the confidence to carry on

Salty water discovered by the women and deemed drinkable? Come on!

Riz will probably go on to win now

Because of his 'journey' ?

Surely the water making them retch is a sign that it's no good?

The doctor's going to kill them!
Drink more bad water.

When are the men and women going to meet?

About 3 minutes ?

Good that we have Bear around to state the bleeding obvious on a regular basis.

Agghh, they've seen a man!

Well, Simon is a twat.