X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

theredlion I've just had a good press and the pain doesn't change at all. It's hurting a tad less now. I hope its easing off now

Ah I think that Co-op ad is sweet without being too sugary.

Christmas songs would liven it up.
I do like Mariah careys xmas smash from years back. It sums up xmas for me

Yes RaahhLionel's defo not impressed

Collie, you might have pulled a muscle.

The J'adore ad.

I'm sure I looked exactly like Charlize Theron when I was 'ascending' the gym rope back in the day

Ugh times must be desperate if Olly and Flack are trying to tantalise the press with their possible sexual shenanigans.

Zzzzzz

Would love a Christmas theme!

isn't che che the name of a panda?

It's probably wind, Collie.

Or just wind collie?

Could Che ever be hot do we think?

Love Lionel's advice to 'just don't think about it', should be easy for most of them!

Has Aeroflöt dyed his hair??

Charlize Theron could turn me. She is ridiculously beautiful.

The, hate that ad, charlize is too good looking ( jealous)

Noel you look just like that. Except you've got poutier lips and longer legs.

Ohhh, the leopard print onesie...

I've got some advise Che, lose that fucking awful leopard arm jumper and while you're at it bin the backwards cap

What I love about Mariah's song, is that every year, there is a picture of her trying to kid us she can still get into the jumpsuit she wore in the video 20 years ago.

In your photo shopped dreams Mariah.

Haha! I hope it is just wind. I'll keep you all up to date.

Its the album cover from pink floyd

Yy squoosh, plus my tan is slightly more 'glowy'

Theredlion, I see we went to the same Dismissive Mothers' Medical School

Destinysdaughter the only way che is ever going to be hot is if he sits too near a fire