X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

That triangle looks like he is gong to be teleported somewhere.

Heve they run out of money for staging?

He is no Amy, bless

Meh. He sounds positively jolly. Amy's version was all desolate heartbreak.

80s -it is !

This is a bit too easy listening for me. Lacks Amy's raw pain tbh.

Lol @ Pink Floyd

Nancy, he hasnt got the x factor has he?

And don't forget your bottom Noel. I've never before seen such pert cheeks.

Like that dress Chalize wears in the ad.
Love this song, hope he does a decent version.
Maybe it is wind Collie do you have any Peppermint tea? That'll sort it.

Vomitous.

A career in call centre hold button music beckons.

squoosh I know

No-one should ever do Amy.

Ha! That's the funniest thing Rita has ever said.

shut it chezza

No comparison at all didn't help he rushed through it.

Nancy that was brilliant!

ooh that bit at the end really annoyed me
Loved Amy Winehouse

Oh fuck off, Chezza. Amy will be spinning in her grave like a kebab.

Chezza has to get one over on Rita, whilst peeling an onion under the table, and looking like Lady Di.

It IS a nice dress Bonita, but as squoosh says, I wear it a tad better

Bof, 😃
Poor che che,

Have to agree with Simon ( or maybe he's agreeing with me again? Spooky!)

Totally agree with Simon

yy Simon, agree totally feeling a bit grumpy tonight

He should have sung it accapella.

I thought Gobby was coaching Louisa for a moment