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X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

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Raahh · 05/12/2015 11:47

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). Grin I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable Grin

See y'all later.

WineCakeChocolate

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squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:43

Yes, that was the saddest part Tendon, a tiny child losing both their parents in one go. Tragic.

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:43

80s- Slack does favour a short. Maybe it's a skort.

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The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:43

Jl ad with a slow relax verśion and a snowman in bondage..

Destinysdaughter · 05/12/2015 20:44

Think KY Jelly are missing a trick in not using 'Relax' for an advert...

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:44

Snort at skort! Jd williams do them , but they are not cheap

We3KingyOfOblomovAre · 05/12/2015 20:44

I love the earings / ear cuffs that both Louisa Johnson and also Caroline flack are wearing. How can I find out where they are from?

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 05/12/2015 20:44

evening all, sorry for my tardiness, PIL tried setting Smoking us out by lighting the fire with the chimney closed!!!! Did I miss anything interesting hasn't RTFT

squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:44

Anyone else think Olly looks totally spooked in a Fr Dougal kind of way since his big Monica mess up a few weeks ago? His nerve is gone.

Colliejollychristmas · 05/12/2015 20:44

The TV wasn't on mute and I didn't even notice Louisa had sung! Blush was it boring? Or am I missing out? Haha!

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:45

80s- we need to pitch it asap. Make a fortune.

Followed by 'Two Tribes' showing a Jl/ M and S stand off.

Lionel wants to call them all shit. He's a polite man .

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Rafflesway · 05/12/2015 20:45

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theredlion · 05/12/2015 20:45

Is it still hurting collie? If so if you press down on it does it hurt more when you press down or when you've let go?

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BonitaFangita · 05/12/2015 20:45

London Boys were great.
RnB should sing Relax at Butlins next year

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:46

Raahh, but i think the ad boys would say ..no! Not in the spirit of JL mush,

BitOfFun · 05/12/2015 20:47

Lionel gives advice for the second performance. Then Slack asks him what advice he has for the second performance.

How did she ever get a job?

squoosh · 05/12/2015 20:47

I did enjoy Lionel's Glastonbury set. It was most singalong-able with, with a glass of wine in hand.

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:47

Destiny- ky jelly

Lionel is thinking- 'get out there and actually work for a living, you lazy buggers who get it handed them on a plate'

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BonitaFangita · 05/12/2015 20:47

No perfume adverts please?

NoisyBrain · 05/12/2015 20:47

When Louisa first started singing I thought she had Jedis with light sabres either side of her.

The80sweregreat · 05/12/2015 20:48

I like Lionel too and his glasto set was a mazing! I was dancing round the room..

theredlion · 05/12/2015 20:48

greaterthan so far - R&Bollix tried to sing and it didn't go well - Lauren sang ok but it was all quite forgetful - Che did Would I Lie To You and it was a better performance than the ones he's done of late - Louisa did Power Of Love, it was good but again forgettable.

nancy75 · 05/12/2015 20:48

squoosh Ollie looks like he is a bag of nerves, he has lost his bottle after the big fuck up, on a lighter note he was in one of the papers snogging Flack the other day

Raahh · 05/12/2015 20:48

80s damn those ad men. Sad

I hope they do Christmas songs next week. But since they have given up on even Hallowe'en week, let alone Big band, I can't see it.

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Greaterthanthesumoftheparts · 05/12/2015 20:49

Thanks for the update thered