X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

thered I think I'll probably end up being home alone, to be honest. Things are going better with DP but he has plans with his parents now and I don't think they'll invite me. He's offered to come round after Christmas lunch and spend some time with me but I miss out on Christmas dinner then, and it might feel a bit tragic... I considered a really fancy Christmas dinner for one, but I'd be eating turkey for years!

A few friends invited me in October but no-one has mentioned it recently and I'd be crashing their Christmas'. Most either have kids or are going to their families.

I'm dreading it really. Thanks for asking though :)

Anyone else think this is a bit like drunk karaoke?

80s- perk of the job, probably. Free teeth whitening followed by a spray tan.

Really not liking this

Areoflop? What do we think?

Raahh, who buys any of the crap that X factor contestants release!

Aeroflot man, lose the leggings

Anchor- it was awful. And it was sober karaoke, so not even the excuse of being pissed.

Anchor
Christmas can be so shit at times.. Bless ya

Che always walks like his jeans are far too tight round the crotch
He is a better singer but something about him really annoys me
He just doesn't seem like a fresh young cool guy ...

Oh my, one of my favourite songs.

Don't over-sing it man!

His singing is better than Lauren's just was.

I'm sorry Anchor

nancy you have a point there. But all the winners have been -auto-tunable at least .

This better than Gobby by a long way- even if it a bit predictable and melisma strewn.

Gobby just sounded desperate.

Noisy, love this song. Tears ahoy

Oh God that had far too many notes.

Che is better singer but v boring

Don't be taken in by the tears, Chezza.

Simon likes Gobby. Will it go to deadlock?

Lauren's going or deadlock then.

Deadlock

Da da DAAAAA

I don't know why I'm typing that, you all know!

oh the tension

Her eyelashes

Her fake eyelash was dangling dangerously then.

Gobbys eyelashes are making a bid for escape