X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Hello! Unfashionably late. How we doing
( work)
Jason dreary! 70 million records to who?
I do like this song tho!

Nancy that always used to happen to me, when I worked.

Why is Derulo singing a song that is months old? Hasn't he got something to flog?

I love this song (when drunk enough and dancing) but it sounds so flat live!

Why does he have a random ribbon tied round one leg?

He gets the semi clad danders, then.

Evening 80s you must be tired?

Collie what? Hospital? Are you home now and mending?

God collie hope you are ok did you tell the docs you were watching X factor? It might be a recognised reaction to subjecting yourself to this much rubbish

Every move Dermot made was sublime Raahh.

Bloody hell, that dress is horrible. Chezza and Spag Bol were obviously dressed in the dark.

While you're here Anchor did you find out who bought you the Christmas meal?

That is a very sweaty man

Ugh, I loathe every musical offering Jason Derulo has foisted on the world.

Collie hope you are on the mend. Don't stare at Chezza's dress- you may be ill again.

Yeah I'm home and resting up! it was an allergic reaction to Flack.

Cheryl looked so good yesterday and today she looks like a sherbert dip.

Collie, wish you better! Hope its ok now, but you said about the pain yesterday.
Yep, long day again. In tomorrow too! All on min wage too..!
( rant over)
I thought Dreary was a good looking bloke? Oh well.

Evening all

Collie take it easy

Been finishing the Sunday Night Drudge™ so only had half an eye and one ear on the show so far.

I know I've not missed owt, so let's move on

Oooh Toffifee.

M&S seem to have gone for a policy of chucking a load of edible gold on their Christmas food this year, what's that all about?

Thanks everyone

I've never had a toffifee.... Does that make me odd?

Chezza really does look like a sherbet fountain!

The, not missed much. Odd version of happy ( un happy)
Jason Durolo man.
Cheryl in weird banana dress.
Flack in black ! Again
Now its Sia woman.

Ooer Collie hope you're OK.

Collie, find them in pound world
Cheap aisle

Not odd Collie no but if you like hazelnuts in chocolate in a toffee shell then you are missing a trick.

I can't stand this idiot, should just change her name to pretentious twat and be done with it

Raahh that's a great photo of Cheryl!

I'm wishing this Sia woman was actually Seal...