X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

I love Sia.

That could apply to a lot of this series nancy

I think Sia is fab

They are not bad for cheap choccy lift.
Quite old fashioned
Sia is also dreary. Still breathing indeed
Through her hair

HAHA her fringe! Its like Worzel Gummage had his hair straightened

This song just reminds of ds, when he talks through his nose, and doesn't open his mouth. Drives me batty.

Enunciate woman.

And I don't care if it's 'art' I don't like the young dancer.

Gummidge*

Must find toffifee

Was that Maddie dancing with her again?
Maddie is amazing.

I wonder if Sia is hiding some pink eye or something!

Yes!

She is one of those 'quirky' Aussies. .

Like the annoying 'fanatics' who make all the noise during tennis matches.

She is a aussie, explains a lot!
Good day Sia!
Where's her cork hat?

Awww, they have done Together for Short lives before.

I like that it's for charidee, but I'm not sure I want to buy the winner's single.

Did you notice that talktalk singing head as we came back in from the ads was named "Richard Cranium"?

Raahh, depends who wins i guess. Nice to do charity things though.
Good for them

Richard Cranium??

Dick Head.

Stuff, no, didnt notice that, inspired for them!

Zoe is so lovely.

I think Simon does a lot for charities- but he likes the mr Nasty persona, so keeps a lot of it quiet.

I really want Che to go. Cocky sod.

Che looks worried.

Gobby is sticking to the jumpsuit theme then.

That charity is fab! Good old X Factor.

Richard Cranium

Do any of us actually care about the finalists?

That looks like a great charity, good for them.

R&Bollix are through!
Wow.

Fucking hell.

Why??