Squoosh! Looks who is back for Masterchef Professionals!

[TheSpectreOfMorningtonCrescent]

It's only Marcus Wareing. Starts next week. Are we ready?

Thank you Spectre, was only wondering about this a few days ago!

Marcus my darling will soon be back in my sights.

Right, definitely going onto my watch list.

Yes, but sadly every silver lining has a <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/00307/STR1802PIC1_307065k.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/newsreview/features/article1164908.ece&h=386&w=580&tbnid=HVN92VJQBcI2GM:&docid=9J14VhUN2i1C6M&hl=en-gb&ei=lQM5VofAOYqxeNe-nKAM&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CCwQMygIMAhqFQoTCMfe2rf39MgCFYoYHgodVx8HxA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">cloud

He's just been on MC Australia on Watch and very charming he was too!

Signing in to the Marcus Wareing fan club and counting down the days until the first episode!

On the trailer, Monica seems to be wearing some rather alarming red rimmed specs. No, Monica. Just no.

Indrid you are going on my list of People Wot 'Ave Done Me Wrong!

I clicked on that link with no expectation of the horror that would materialise

I'm not looking. It's old cunty chops isn't it?
Lotta-oooof, taking your life in your hands there. No one gets between Squoosh and her bae.

Spectre, I would never attempt to fight her for him. I just like a little drool from afar. I do enjoy his hard staring

Sorry squoosh. Have a on me!

Thanks for this, have just set a reminder on the telly

Funny - when MW let contestants cook for one day in his restaurant in earlier series, I disliked him.
But I love him as resident judge!

We like it when he's mean.

why did no-one warn me it was on tonight - aaargh I might have missed it

Reporting in.

Who has the duct tape? It's needed, my word is it needed!

Oh my word, I didn't realise this was on BBC2.

I nearly settled down to watch Holby Fecking City

Ooh she's pulling faces already

Mmmmmm blue steak with peppercorn sauce served by MW. Sigh.

Evening. Still mooing that steak. Hang on, are these different ones?

the first three did Monica's skills test of Iles flotants

the second three are doing MW's blue steak with peppercorn sauce

Ahh, I see. Be a bugger if the lecturer bolloxed up.

You mean like that?!

And that. Not many to choose. Geordie boy.

They were all pretty underwhelming. Marcus looked gorgeous though and I want Monica to be a best buddy.

Vv underwhelming