Squoosh! Looks who is back for Masterchef Professionals!

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It's only Marcus Wareing. Starts next week. Are we ready?

Is Darren going for Paul Weller hair style?

We call him Oasis
What really fucks us off is the whole manufactured time thing. If she was 20 minutes late surely it would fuck everyone else's timing up. Come on Dannilo!

Darren looks a bit like Geoffrey from Rainbow

Yes, he does :)
Love Danilo's food.

I want Darren and Danilo's to go through

Like he's going to be cooking crap for an ambassador.

Ended up being 15 minutes behind because a charity chap came to the door (when will I learn to ignore people knocking at night time?).

Happy with the result. Danilo's food made me very hungry and I was eating Battenberg at the time.

Again Mr Sitwell was auditioning for the next Bond villain-does he ever eat normal food ?
Sad that Angela has been kicked off,quite liked her enthusiastic ten year girl persona,but she got too ambitious at this stage.
Expect there will be another lady chef along next week,its like they have followed the bbc comedy panel directive to put a female on the team,whatever the skill level.

Right decision. She was 20 minutes late and they only had 1hr 15 mins to do the main course! Even I'm not usually that far behind.

I'm with Mr Sitwell in his campaign to get his food served on ordinary plates rather than planks of wood, bricks, broken roof slates etc etc.

Surely they practise and practise their dishes beforehand, so how can someone be 20 minutes late? Something that has has puzzled me for ages is that when cooking for the critics does each cook wait for the one before to finish? Because if the next one starts before the previous one has finished then a late cook can ruin the next one's chances. Also, how long are the critics there tasting?

They have to be staggered, surely. I suppose the critics are there most of the day. I could cope with a job like that.

As for the timing issue, nerves, I suppose. I can sympathise there.

Haven't been able watch any episodes live yet! Tis most annoying.

Danilo is lovely. The only chef I've liked so far.

Don't like the tattooed guy, 'I'm not trying to be different, I am different'. Yeah, yeah chum with your 97 sailor jerry tattoos that every other 20 something guy has these days. He looks like a gormless deck hand from a pirate film.

And delighted Angela has gone. She was chilly. And looked uncannily like Lizzie I.

Marcus continues to be lovely. Love the look of utter contempt he throws from time to time. Quite right too, these gobshites are putting honeycomb on their fish!

I thought Angela looked like that woman who does the history programs the ones where they live on a Victorian farm or something like it.
That neck tattoo looks just weird, like he is wearing a scarf.

I hate that style of earring - the one that looks like a tiddlywink has got superglued to the earlobe.

Ah you're right Igneococcus! She does a bit.

I hate those stretcher type earrings too Gasp0de. They make me feel a bit queasy. Especially since I learnt that the ear lobe doesn't heel over and get a bit smelly and cheesy if not carefully cleaned

'heal over'

DH & I said Angela looked like Ruth as well.

I've spoken (tweeted) Jay Rayner in the past. Apart from being very aware of the MN rude thoughts on Centre Parcs he confirmed they stretch the tastings through the day - sometimes the food is their breakfast! They try not to eat everything on the plate but sometimes it's just sooooo good they can't help it.

Such a good episode without Gregg - felt like you actually learnt something about food.
Marcus :) :) :)

Marcus has done the pitying 'you gopping great hoofwank' (thanks to another thread for that) look at Gregg a few times tonight.

Best Face Ever