Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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I guess it does kinda make us seem sophisticated to outsiders.

Brilliant update dance thank you, a lovely treat!

Pui from cbeebies also got banged up in Bridget Jones - edge of reason!!

Sorry to hear that nickel, ear plugs and quite frankly after that amount of time I would say just give in to any demands!!!

Our youngest is nicknamed Banksy, he quite likes a bit of wall art, well obviously it wasn't him, it was lambikins the stuffed toy that drew arrows round the house to indicate the best directions to head!!!! Think we went for turps and the hope that he might be famous one day and we could eBay the wallpaper and offending furniture. Bless them

Yes, I still have trouble doing squat thrusts to this day woof after that surgical intervention. I do believe the procedure was written up in The Lancet and used as a case study for several theses. Dear old Leslie Phillips had to stand in for Kenny in later vids (memorably 'Carry on Up Baps Wind'sUp') and I remember you poking fun at his 'ding dong'.

Catching up with today's hot topics, and I know have the theme tune for Balamory in my nut! What a strange one that was. I think that was when the bbc where trying to re-vamp childrens programs. Fimbles.. Darn things we had huge great teddy versions of them. Telly tubbies, Tweenies and badger and badger. DS is now watching Game of Thrones and I'm told to leave the room as its too rude for me!!!! Better not let him read this thread!

ice one of my little darlings wrote on his bedside table (he wrote his name) and then proceeded to say "it wasn't me"!

I was constantly punished at school, for flushing too much loo paper down the loo, I can't think why we had teachers in the loo with us?? And then latterly for wearing makeup!

My dd's favourite soft toy was a pink fimble, but it then got thrown over for Bagpuss who said 'Oh I do love a cuddle' when squeezed. Our patented CJ soft toy could say something similar, but perhaps a little more explicit...

Well after reading dances latest chapter I think our CJ figure should say 'strip'

I'm still pondering which part of the CJ doll has to be squeezed...

And please 'now your bra' too

Dear Leslie did so enjoy those scenes in Carry on Up Babs Wind'sUp when you tried to steal centre stage orph and thrust out your vast hairy chest in front of camera just as Babs was entertaining larking around with the unpaid extras on set. It was an entire Rugby League team who happened to be training in the park at the same time as filming I believe, as well as a few passers-by who were up for some extra ding-dong interested in acting

Can the CJ doll have a pull string like Woody on Toy Story that says "There's a snake in my pants" ??

Yes, Baps did have some clean, innocent fun with those rugby player extras. Your cries of "Up and over!" still ring in my ears. I do think you were a trifle too enthusiastic in your tackles though. As for poor Leslie, let's just say his 'ding dong!' was never the same again.

Or possibly woof 'an anaconda in my pants' .... According to goggle the largest recorded snake due to it's bulk

You know how children's soft toys get a bald patch where they've been cuddled so much? I wonder where CJ soft toy would be rubbed bare?

On the previous theme of improper HP thoughts, has anybody seen Neville Longbottom on the cover of Atititude magazine? My god, there's a turn up for the books!

CJ on a stick could act as a prototype for the CJ doll although not sure if painted ruined him with repeated moistening

Feels wrong, but still...

jen

whaj for the sake of alliteration rather than going for bulk how about "There's a python in my pants"? After all pythons are one of the longest snakes in the world, plus they can crush you to a puddle of nothing. Quite apt for CJ I'm thinking

jen not bad for a Thursday but I'm not quite feeling the love somehow

orph where would the bald patch be on your CJ doll? I'm more concerned about the wet patch on mine

Jen I don't mind the front cover and I liked him in BS42 but the pose on the chair has just made me laugh hysterically. Its so unsubtle. I'd be embarrassed about that one in I was him.

laughing too much to spell properly "If I was him". Plus white pants reminiscent of Y fronts my Dad used to wear - sorry no!

New zombie chapter!!!

Agree with you there rhubarb about making me laugh. It's the cardigan and the gormless expression!!

Evening dear or dear those Y fronts of Neville's make him look like he has a bag of new potatoes down there or some kind of scrotal defect.
I can confirm that CJ on a stick is fully water resistant jen so still intact but I am working on a v2

I can cope with the pants (I have no HP associations to be corrupted) and there's much to admire, the cardi with toggle buttons pushes it over the edge for me.