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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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icemistOBE · 20/05/2015 21:14

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

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cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 12:09

Just googled them - one still works on CBeebies stuff and the other appeared in Hollyoaks in 2012. Hmmm you're right Rhu the comedy double act obvs didn't take off

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 12:15

After giving you several examples of my parenting skills Nick I'm amazed you're that desperate to fob her off to have her visit Woof Towers. And after crossing Thomas, HP and Big Cook off my list of suitable viewing, I'd have to prop her up in front of Poldark's scything and CJ's paddling pool scene on a loop. On second thoughts, bring her round!!

icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 12:15

Just had restaurant scene in Oz...

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icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 12:19

It's not polished/painted wood. I think I might try sanding it or my friend suggested trying hairspray as it removes pen from loads of things

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pixieg1rl · 21/05/2015 12:22

Just had a look ice, about 15-20 minutes until it goes crazy (just had the non kiss)?

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 12:28

I think in light of what Rhu and I have been saying, ice your DS deserves high praise indeed for showing remarkable artistic talents and craftsmanship on difficult-to-utilise newly-purchased raw materials. Alternatively, if you're old school, you could employ the full on screech, lock him in a cupboard and threaten to throw his favourite teddy in the dustbin as punishment

icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 12:34

Final episode home down very well. Loads asking for 2nd series too

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icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 12:36

He did get a smack and was sent to bed straight away and no tablet for rest of week...

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Nickel45 · 21/05/2015 12:45

Ice Wd40 is supposed to work well too ....

icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 12:57

I have that too. Thanks

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Onlygirljen · 21/05/2015 13:13

ice magic eraser got marker pen off my living room walls Hmm

orphan · 21/05/2015 13:23

Wow, we've really come of age - Thread 18! Does this mean certain things are now legal? Can we be really smutty cos of course we haven't been yet on previous threads? Is woof now allowed to upload her professionally filmed video clip of her Baps Wind'sUp tribute act? I've got a very small walk on part
playing Sid James and no that isn't stick on chest hair

dance I'm pleased to see you've updated your ff in the spirit of this new grown up thread. Brilliant chapter and I suggest Molly develops a green outlook and jumps in the shower with CJ to conserve water.

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 13:29

I don't think even Thread 18 is ready for that video clip, orph and don't forget you had two roles - the Sid James walk-on AND Hattie Jacques' body double for the sex scenes with Charles Hawtrey played by dear Ian Ogilvy

orphan · 21/05/2015 13:32

Remembering old school style punishments, in junior school I had to stand on a chair at the front of the dininghall for the whole of my lunch hour. Also, on a separate occasion, had to roll down knee socks and be hit with a ruler. I can't even remember what heinous crime I'd committed.

orphan · 21/05/2015 13:35

Oh woof yes, dear Ian ended up in traction for 3 months if I recall. And wasn't that particular video impounded by the vice squad?

pixieg1rl · 21/05/2015 13:37

I had to kneel in front of class arms outstretched for what seemed like hours (probably 10 minutes) for the crime of not getting my times tables correct.
It's all a bit naughty hogwarts looking back at it.

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 13:59

Yes I believe that particular video did become vital evidence in a very big court case involving certain Royals in 1977, orph , but it didn't stop us making the follow-up Baps Wind'sUp Rides Again...and Again Part II with Jim Dale as Dixon of Dock Green and Bernard Bresslaw as the nosy neighbour. If I remember rightly you played Joan Simms' elderly aunt who fancied Jim Dale in uniform nothing changes with hideous consequences for him in RL

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 14:03

At secondary school, if you were caught chewing gum, a certain dragon-like History teacher made you take it out and roll it in your hair until it became embedded. Happy days...

Nickel45 · 21/05/2015 14:07

Glad I didn't go to your school woof!

rhu and lola (welcome back!), thank you for fab updates the other day ... bit late, but only just catching up!

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 14:17

OOps just noticed ice that this Thread is called number XVII the same as the last - is that alright?

orphan · 21/05/2015 14:48

Yes pixie my dp went to a school where the teachers wore gowns (not the Danny La Rue type of gown) and some of the things he said they did were def naughty Hogwarts.Confused

woof I think my favourite was the critically acclaimed in certain circles 'Baps Wind'sUp Rides Bareback' where Kenneth Williams played your stableboy and I did a dodgy Fenella Fielding impression as well as playing the Sid James role again. My chest hair played havoc with the low cut décolletage of Fenella's costumes. Such a pity the budget didn't stretch to waxing.

icemistOBE · 21/05/2015 14:49

Blame the toddler for distracting me. I c&p the bulk of it and forgot to add in the extra I to make XVIII Blush
So let's talk more so we can move to XIX asap (am moving to numbers at 20)

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orphan · 21/05/2015 15:01

Oh icemist you're not giving up on the Roman numerals are you?! I think they give our thread a much needed bit of class!Grin

Nickel45 · 21/05/2015 15:06

I def reckon you should carry on with roman numerals.
Goes with the "sophisticated"!

cjwoofwoof · 21/05/2015 15:09

Ah yes that takes me back orph , dear Kenny was a hoot and funnily enough he didn't mind when Sid accidentally fell head first straight into him as he was bending over to pick up some litter. Terry Scott and I did giggle over that the whole time we were waiting for you to be surgically removed from dear Kenny in casualty

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