Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
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So glad that I am still signed off ilove or I wouldn't have had the opportunity of catching up with all this amazing frivolity on here.
Craft activites at cubs are never going to be the same after your sexy scissors diagram painted and followed up by that office imagery jen. life at the Local Authority certainly doesn't have room for that - we all have to hot desk so you are lucky if you get a chair let alone filing space!!

pixie that reminds me of a 82yr old patient who has been fretting over her prescription for KY Jelly...my mind boggles

Couldn't resist the temptation of having a look at where I 'm going wrong with regard to the loo cleaning thing rhu! Astounded or rather gob smacked at the fact that they obviously have so little of real importance in their lives, unlike us over here!! Obviously I have been getting it soo wrong over all these years!! Handy hints re bleach though!!

You need to stop bringing your work home with you, Richtea

Ahh BK, a fellow local government worker, no wonder you're signed off...

Some people seem to have so little else to think about!

My next door neighbour is totally OCD about cleaning. She must think I am a total slob. Did I tell you that last weekend (bank hol), she was sweeping the paths, then hosing them down and then sweeping again. The following day she hosed then bleached, then swept. The day after that she was just sweeping but was at it again at 8.30 the following morning. She wears out sweeping brushes......

My garden is a lot better than hers, even if I do have dust and things on the paths!

Round by Painted Towers ilove we have a man who uses a hula hoop to clip a perfect circular grass edge around a bush he has on his lawn no end of head shaking goes on when I spy him doing it.

Wait until you see what position I have planned for Tuesday's "seeking assistance" session Bk ...come on Jen be quick with the next instalment still at least now I know I can always pop over to another thread for tips on how to clean soiled office furniture

Ooh BK is 'hot desking' as exciting as it sounds?! (Sadly, I think not, as dp has to hot desk at his work and I don't think he enjoys it)

richtea phone call much better than I expected... Phew!

Just seen a post from a friend of mine, saying she needs to start watching Hollyoaks as Mr Bloom is going to be in it. All I can think about are the previous conversations we had about Mr Bloom ......

Where is this loo thread? How do I find it?

Oh yes, nickel Mr Bloom, the sex god of children's tv. I'm panting just at the thought...

pixie management speak for change is now "we are on a bus journey" my response to that is "due to constant changes over the past 8 year I actually have a season ticket for this bloody bus" so the body has finally collapsed, possibly compounded with having to deal with sorting our my Dad's house, as he elected to move himself into a home and he lives four hours away - when the motorway is working!! Sorry didn't meant o get moany there, perhaps I should return my focus to the standard of my latrines!!

orphan under disussions of the day top of the page right hand side.

orphan just had a thought re hot desking - I could develop some cougar prowling techniques and move in on some poor unsuspecting soul and offer to share...but there again I do work for a local authority!!!

Ah thanks BK. I never look at the main page, just bookmark this thread and go straight here!

I have a permanent desk but do have at the moment five hot desks around me. They're very rarely all in use at the same time and I do get a variety of people sitting there at different times of the week. Absolutely and categorically believe me when I say there is not one hot desker who even vaguely resembles CJ! There is one who is around 25 stone who I swear is likely to break one of the swivel chairs before long and not through over-energetic Painted type office "positions" either!

I think I might look for a job that involves hot desking BK, then feign complete astonishment when I'm caught in flagrante with Rupes on top of my work station.

Meant to mention painted that the sexy scissors is a move richtea and I introduced to CJ during the kilt measuring. Patrick Grant had shown me it - apparently all tailors have it in their arsenal. (Now why does that sound more rude than I intended?)

What like this orphan ?

Categorically in full agreement with you on that on ilove the LA just does not seek the right calibre of male to be hot desking with!!

You created an amazing picture re your overweight colleague -it is something you probably wouldn't want to witness, so I'd be listening out for any form of audible crack!!!

The funniest thing about that manic latrine clean thread is that one of the posters is called sausages...

Now Patrick Grant and sexy scissors orphan I share your soft spot for him ...ummm

Now that might solve the hot desk issue but painted intrigued by her chest!!??

That seems more like forking than scissoring to me painted

Genuine icebergs BK by the look of it