Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Home to these amazing fan fiction authors-

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Paintedcherryblossoms
LolaGirl14
Itsembarrasing
Toffeecrisp
Pinerug
jenmc
Ski-dreamer
Shazbo
LJKBananagirl
SoEverybodyDance
onlyteasing

That's awful jen life has a knack of dealing the shit end of the stick sometimes so cyber hugs to you.

On the pommel horse front orph youre correct, I did indeed straddle it lengthways, sometimes whilst the Russian champion Igor Anchu Menutsov was still on board so his face acted as a kind of counterbalance. But what about the European championships in Minsk when I managed it whilst firstly having both feet inserted through the high rings and suspending myself downwards? Unfortunately I don't have the pelvic floor for it any more unless I use double thickness Tena Lady and a strong elasticated truss.

Thanks ladies. One of those things that just makes you stop and count your blessings.

Have to say, reading woofs latest was a tonic to a crappy day!

jen what dreadful news. It does indeed make you realise how fortunate you are. Hugs to you. Xx

Reminiscing about your glory days woof and how I wish I hadn't seen your full glory I remember the farewell dinner the pommel horse team held for you on the last night of the Olympics. Those lovely men certainly surprised and delighted you with their interpretation of 'Please be upstanding for the guest of honour' as you entered the room. Most novel, highly impressive and what stamina! I often show Rupert the commerative photo and we have hours of fun emulating it.

Really sorry to hear your sad news jen so big virtual hugs to you!

Having to explaining these things to our children is one of the hard parts of parenting which certainly aren't covered in that amazing non existent manual we get issued with when they are born. We had to do that when my DS's childminder was killed, not an easy conversation .. so you are in my thoughts!!

Just watching Britains Got Talent orph and can't help thinking if we dusted off those old leotards we could give David Walliams an eyeful. It's a definite yes from me, Simon...and a dogs breakfast for them

jen how sad for you and your DS. Big hugs and love being sent to you. X

I've just got home from late work night (drinkies!) and so excited to being reading updates on FF!!

ice on a techie IT question, now I'm a member of the FB group I keep getting email notifications, can I stop those as its filling up my inbox!

Junior has been packed off to bed after a chat and plenty cuddles, so hopefully he will feel a bit better in the morning. Thanks ladies

rich when you're logged in, go to settings > notifications > email and you should be able to change it. X

Catching up on today's proceedings and the amazing ff. Well done ladies for not being put off by Reviewgate. Rhubarb am just loving every twist and turn in yours and am confident it will all end happily for CJ and Molly. Woof our comedy scriptwriter!

Jen how terribly sad. It does put all your own troubles into perspective, doesn't it?

Got visit number two to the doctor tomorrow. Let's hope (a) she's discovered how to use some of her instruments properly and (b) she doesn't ask to film the consultation!

ruhbarb brilliant new chapter, what a snake Mike is..grrrrr.

woof pure comedy. I love it! I could do with "a chapter a day". First in line for a pump with the Strike Back Boys! Just a week to go yippeeee! Then it's all bare bums and shoot-um ups!

jen thanks for the FB notification tip, I need to get rid of the cloud thing as all my emails come through to DH, don't really understand, ice fancy a trip down to me to sort out my IT!!!!

ilove good luck for tomorrow!

Hello ladies sorry for the absence in posting. RL has been crazy busy. Thanks to the amazing FF authors whose wonderful parallel universe's have been keeping me sane.

I meant to say earlier before I was overtaken by other things that rhubarb I would be really sad not to read any more of your writing. I do hope you will be able to share what you do on some platform, even if you do fancy a break from Molly and CJ.

Hi apsara, glad you are still with us!

Kezia what a lovely story of how you met your husband. I met my ex at work, though we never worked together (fortunately as it turned out) and I have fended off a couple of other interested parties in recent years.

Strangely enough, I was talking to somebody at work today about how various events in life can toughen you up. In my mid 20s, I worked as a secretary for somebody in a small company who, let's just say, was wanting extra-curricular activities. It was horrible and made me ill but it was difficult to find another job so I stuck it out till I did get something else. Once I was about to hand in my notice, I blew the whistle on him and to cut a long and painful story short, they paid me off to go quietly. I bought my first car with the proceeds. It sounds easy written down in a few lines like this but it was stressful in the extreme and I had to engage a solicitor in case I had to take him to court. Yes, it certainly toughened me up.

Dear Jen I'm so sorry to hear you're dealing with bad news... it's so shocking when someone close who seems to have the same life as your own dies. Thinking of you tonight...

OMG! My doh (dearest other half) has just informed me that he's been looking at my FF (he's not so much interested in that) but he saw a reference to 'take your bra off', maybe on here, maybe on FB, maybe in a private message with Wajeb and he's decided I'm indulging in lesbian fantasies online...

He's been coming up behind me and staring at the screen very hard to see what he other evidence can find...

Just a bit of 2 Section before zzzz time.
Rather lush smiles from the boys....

dance ...... Been there!!!! I can't remember if you had joined the thread at time we decided to have an AGM? Anyway my DS thought I was going to be part of an Orgy at Bailbrook House! Worst day ever.... He was all ready to leave me and the boys. Thankfully my lovely MNers send beautifuly messages and convinced him I wasn't. So Mr Dance don't worry!!!!!!!

lola now you're teasing us!

Haven't watched this series of BGT woof but yes, I think with a bit of limbering up and several cocktails, we could put on a show that would astound and horrify the viewers. We could even resurrect our legendary vaudeville act: the one where you're attached to a spinning board firing pilchards which I catch blindfolded whilst cracking nuts between my thighs. I know my thigh muscles are still in good shape thanks Rupert but is your pelvic floor still firing on all cylinders?

Hi aspara. The ff writers are incredible aren't they? I honestly am amazed at the wealth of talent.

Mr dance if you are reading this, your other half isn't chatting up women online, she is instead performing a public service by entertaining deranged women all over the country with her storytelling. So let her get on with it!!

lola great picture. I'm definitely a bit in love with brains. He's my fave!

dance best not show him woof's contribution then...

dance on a serious note, thanks for your thoughts and hope your DH isn't actually concerned about anything. We all love a bit of silliness on here, and it's all harmless fun and games. X

Mr Dance, just so you know, Mrs Dance is a brilliant storyteller and we all look forward to her updates. This is definitely not a chatline! Well, not the sort you are thinking of, just mad, likeminded ladies.

Brains is soooooooo cute. Nicer looking in that photo than he was on OG too.