Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

norah - you have been perfect as always, but if you want to get dirtier, that's fine by me . It'll distract me nicely from the ironing.

And packing. Oh shit, I haven't packed

I wondered how you were getting on sparks. Was it good?

Can't say

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse
Cinammon
MyNameIs
LetUs
Alibabs
Hanna

Cauldron of sin

Elk
Issy
MrsB
MLG
Carolina
Norah
Sparks

Yes sparks
That bit... I was a bit, you know, all misty eyed.

NOT LIKE THAT YOU DIRTY FECKERS.

Huh! It doesn't seem to mind fuckersz. OOOOOOOOO ooooOOOOOOOOo

WENCHES!
I AM COMING FOR YOU (ylt) LIVE FROM MY BED TO TELL YOU SOME THING VERY VERY EXCITING AND IMPORTANT.
THE SHITEPAD

IT CHANGED FECKERSZ TO FUCKERSZ.
ALL...ON....IT'S....OWN...

Helen...shall we meet.for a pint of snakebite and black at the Griffin?

I may have shouted at the telly A LOT

Ooh sparkersz
Now we can frolic and gambol about splashing each other.

Looky at all those naice gurlsz wot ain't wotching.

Am I going to embarrass myself in front of my friend when watching it?

That's a good one norah. I like shitfuckbugger. Bugger, buggering, buggery - all very satisfying to say too.

Norah

How do you feel now it's ALL OVER?!?!?!

Yes! Me too sparks as you may all have noticed I haven't enjoyed this series as much as the last. Not that I'm saying I haven't liked bits or the odd one, so's yous all know, but still.

But I did like the last two. Yes indeed.
Shame they killed off @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ though eh? And then @@@@@@@@ and @@@@@@@@ did that thing when they @@@@@@@@@@ and then that @@@@@@@@@@@ and I thought No. Way. It'll never fit in there!

Here we go, Norah. This is the Cauldron of Sin suite. Me & Aramis will take the one in the foreground, you & Porthos can errrr do laps of the pool.

I'm a bit overcome with emotion tbh. I never thought I'd see the day when it would accurately and correctly want to predict what I wanted to say.
Silly fucker eh?

Or did you mean the series?
Yeah, 'sall right innit?

ER. NO SPARKELTITAS. NO. I DO NOT MIND SHARING THE JACUZZI BUT I WILL NOT BE DOING FUCKING LAPS WHILST I WAIT FOR YOU AND OLE SHINEY CHIN TO MUDDY THE WATERS. SO TO SPEAK. AS IT WERE.

MMMMKAAAAAY???

I feel spent Lyndie. Spent.

It was a filthy double-entendre type of lap though?

You know what though?
Buggerbollockshitfuck is good to get your mouth around.

Bollocks is my favourite. Are my favourite. Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

Oh. I'm listening.... Can you explain that in more detail please sparks?

Cock

Bollocks

Arse

CUNT