Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse
Cinammon
Sparks
MyNameIs
LetUs

Cauldron of sin

Elk
Issy
MrsB
MLG
Carolina
Norah

Excellent MrsB. Was she dressed from House of Bruar? You can spot them a mile off!!

Oooh what a fab old lady

House of Bruar or McEwans. She really didn't look the type for a potty mouth. Must be a granny wench, bet she fancies Dog and everything.

I wish it would learn to unpack and put itself away.

Is sparks going from the chair to the cauldron? I could've sworn she was in the cauldron of sin.

What a great lady MrsB. She sounds like the one off youtube who started beating a car with her shopping.

I suspect we haven't heard from Sparks for a while because she has drowned deep in the CoS

Ooo, just watching the end of the RIII ceremony thing and Cumby is in the congregation singing along. Bit of a bonus in amongst all the men in frocks and dull suits.

STILL on the chair I'll have you know!

Will be sliding off it this evening because this arvo I have 2 hours of pampering stuff.

So I am clinging on to the last scraps of my finale virginity.

What a wonderful old lady. Think she's wench material?

Sparks Are you coming over to the dark side? I'll air your cauldron of sin outfit for you!

klaxon for Cumby fans

Being interviewed on C4.

at mouses toddler chocolate convo, revolving door incident and mrsbs sweary respectable granny.

Awwww helen youll be fine!

You mean the chocolate story about The Toddler?

Ok helen, I'll be right there. I just need to change into my nurse's costume uniform. I'll bring a nice big medical bag as well. Anything special you want in it?

Oh bea that is exactly how I want to be...

Oh, we have outfits for the CoS? Oops.

Oh crap, was it your toddler nora???

Sorry...skim reading the thread again!

S'ok.

How's it hanging up your end and round your parts?

Forgot to say excellent news Elkie!! You know what to do now!!

You'll need to pack a nice big bag Norah - you're going to be here for at least a month if you're leaving now
I also loved The Toddler's chocolate conversation. DS still has those and he's 6 FFS

That's fine helen just perfect!

Ooof! I've just realised.... I'm OTH.

Can some of us wear milady type corsets in the cauldron?

Am grinning like a loon at Revolving mouse and mrsbeee's granny wench

I didn't engage my brain this morning & got my timings all wrong - I need to leave for DD's parents evening an hour earlier than I thought, and before then I need to see my neighbour who's looking after the cats for me over the weekend. I'm such an idiot

I can't believe... I'm going to miss a whole weekend's wenching on the finale weekend of all weekends. You'll have filled up about 5 threads by the time I get home.

Ok, have wolfed down lunch. Now need to change so I look presentable to DD's teachers.

See you later

I wasn't around in the tavern at the end of series one (well popped in for the odd flagon of ale but didn't visit often).

What will we do when this weekend is over???

I had problems for last 2 days with thread loading.

Right. Who is going to come up with a really good thread title for the FINALE?

FINALE IT'S OVER FOR ANOTHER YEAR?

I know... not good!

Like it Carolina!! Go Chaise!!

Parents night tonight too.

MN is awful. I know the content is fab but the technology is dreadful.