Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Helen can you get partial sedation? That stuff is fab. I got trapped in a revolving door on the way out from the dental hospital after I had it.

Elk....fab news re bAby elk

Were you trapped for long?

I've had 2 root canal treatments
Piece of piss
Youll be grand

About 2 minutes, I just kept going in circles. And I didn't remember a thing.

LOL Mouse - our doesn't have a revolving door, just two swing doors and I invariably try to open the wrong one and go splat up against it like a squashed fly

Also agree re. depressingly gorgeous drama-type. Oh well, it can't be fun being that gorgeous - think how much effort you'd have to put into maintaining it, and then fighting off all the slime-balls who think they're gods gift.

thanks

And the tooth never hurts again because there is.no.nerve!

Oh Mouse That's funny! Oh bless you. You made me smile!

Morning Helen

Mouse

I was once so.out of my face on pain meds in hospital I kept.singing Spencer's song from balamory

baddz , apparently when I was off my tits on gas and air I started doing impressions. My Frasier and Niles were a highlight.

I am watching Frasier now!!!!

Is Mouse in it?!

Yay elky
helen you'll be ok
mouse
badderz how is your mouth? Is it all done now or are you going back in?

I had a proper out of body experience when I had teeth taken out ready for a brace. I was such an attractive teen

Is it wrong of me to want to be there when Helen is all squiffy?

Morning Norah

All done hopefully Norah

I've just had the following conversation with The Toddler...

TT. I don't like chocolate
Me. That's ok, I won't give you any ever ever ever again.
TT. I like chocolate.

< cops a perfectly blatant and obvious feel of badgered sashes

A'reet there carolina?

Apparently 'Squiffy Helen' mostly giggles, then gets sleepy.... slightly entertaining, but not 'Revolving Mouse' funny.

You can come and be my nurse Norah because I will need lots of tlc afterwards - oh yes. I may in fact have to be prescribed exclusive use of TV with no complaints from other members of Helen'sHouse.

Well I've just had a very enjoyable moment in Tesco car park. Thought I was doing my good deed for the day sticking up for a little old lady, turned out she really didn't need it.

Idiot in a bright yellow midlife crisis car zips round the corner of the row going far to fast and almost takes out little old lady with her shopping trolley. She is very respectable looking, hair in a bun and everything type. Perth does a good line in these and they are all vair naice and go for afternoon tea and stuff.

Dickhead in car : Oi, you need to watch where you are going!
Me: Actually, that was your fault. You were driving far to fast and she was already crossing, so don't you dare shout at her.
not so respectable little old lady: Yes, you were driving like a fucking idiot!
Dickhead in care:
Me:
Little old lady: Well he was. what a arse.

That is exactly the kind of little old lady I am going to be when I grow up. I'm just sad she didn't have a stick to shake at him.

Tbh you wouldn't want to squeeze me atm
I am covered in gross defrosted freezer water....blarg.