Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Glad your appraisal went well ilove.

richtea enjoy your McAvoy fest. Hope you've got front row seats!

Oh woof I was rather disturbed to see a suggestion for a future MN Poldark series was to rename it 'Poldarkie - The Adventures of a Man and his Mount' in response to Ross' incessant hard riding across the cliffs. Fortunately, I then saw that idea had been scrapped and in tribute to Ross' overwhelming infatuation with Prudey, is now called 'Polprudey' but luckily the subtitle, Adventures of a Man and his Mount can stay the same.

Must admit that at my appraisal, I half wondered (guilty conscience pricking me) if anyone had noticed my addiction to the CJ thread. Or the fact I had been designing "CJ on Tour" posters and writing CJ's stay in Bailbrook House. Thankfully, those issues never came up.

I have an afternoon tea planned on Sunday with a friend as my early birthday present. I don't think she would be especially receptive to our version of afternoon teas we discuss on here. Best keep quiet on that score.

I think Poldarkie is a crackingly good idea for the new series depicting the "Adventures of a Man Riding His Mount Senseless" or whatever it was called orphan. Can't see "Polprudey" being taken up somehow, mainly because Ross hasn't the strength of a forklift...

I suppose it could be called "Polprudey", Adventures of a Man and his Bad Back...

Or "Polprudey", Adventures of a Man Who Would Rather Be Riding His Mount Senseless But Keeps Being Accosted By A Very Overweight and Scruffy Serving Wench

Oh woof just seen the green light's been given to a new title. Polp Rudey - the Xxx rated Adventures of a Man and his Lusciously Curvaceous Wench who has a backside to rival Kim Kardashian's. Browsing through ep 1, I see Darkie has a problem with her withers this time. They are in fact withered.

Anyone watching Banished? I'm finding Julian Rhind - Tutt worryingly attractive...

Hello, manic Friday but you wonderful crazy hilarious ladies have kept me going! Just packing up for cub camp (although I'm not camping ... It's March for goodness sake, how mad do you think I am?!) but I am going to be looking out for horse riding gorgeous men coming through the woods, while I'm there ... (Fingers crossed!).

Playpants???!!! mooj how did you manage to "stumble across" the,, or shouldn't I ask?!

ilove glad your appraisal went ok, and your time well spent on CJ stuff wasn't noticed!

richtea have a lovely evening with James :)

Evening lovely ladies. Been having a break for a little while, although have just spent half an hour being greatly entertained by several days worth of prudey vs darkie; the war for the heart or other parts of poldark. Nice work orphan and woof..

Amazing clips this morning icemist, love them!

Oh but hang on orphan in Episode 2 poor Prudey is struck down with the clap whilst airing all her dirty laundry hanging out her washing and Ross casts her out to the outdoor midden with only Judd to lift her skirtsspirits. Meanwhile Darkie's withers make a full recovery and spring back better than they ever were before thanks to Ross's slow, comforting massage and scented candles.

PS I'll duel you for Julian, those curls are lush

Welcome back jen - just so you know, Poldark's heart and all functioning parts belong to me, the dark horse . Prudie can jolly well get banished to Australia for stealing Darkie's apples and cop off with Julian R-T for a bit of rolypoly on the beach

I dunno woof, that wench seems determined to tempt your man away from a life full of hard and fast riding

Oh dear, woof didn't you read on and see in ep 48 that Ross is the judge in Ye Olde Worlde West Country Bake Off. Prudey enters her pasties and wins him over again first prize (it's the way she crimps them). Admiring her pasties, Ross just can't believe how much she manages to stuff in. Poor Darkie is once again confined to stables, having an enema. She's a martyr to her bowels.

Ah yes but poor uneducated Prudey doesn't realise Ross is extremely attached to Darkie, particularly in the pelvic area. Besides, he doesn't find warts on rosy cheeks and black teeth attractive

Damn and blast that nightshade laced pasty you fed Darkie during the maypole dancing orphan, I shall probably be on my back for days.

Incidentally, Prudey's roly-polys are renowned throughout Cornwall, so Julian RT would count himself lucky to be on the receiving end.

Hopefully there'll be plenty of space freed up once that enema has kicked in orph and Ross will be able to fill it once more with her favourite - carrot...right to the top...another day, I think in Ep 51

Well Prudey's certainly built for rolypoly orph, whereas Darkie's more lithe, toned and well bred

Not sure if everyone is shown the same thing but my MN blog of the day recommendation is titled 'fictional men I have loved.' I think it should be link to our thread.

Can you imagine if anyone was to read this who doesn't know what's going on .... Men in white coats springs to mind!!

threadNneedle have you been absent for a while? Not only would it be a link to this thread but it could be a good advert for our ff?

I'm here lurking in the background and have been since thread 1 or 2. Usually only pop up to post links to high quality smutty fan fic. I found the eros et philia ones before they were on fan fic net. If any one came late to the fan fic party (pun totally intended) they are definitely worth checking out. www.fanfiction.net/u/6246951/eros-et-philiaeros

I remember these... They were very enjoyable! Will go back and revisit I think!

Agreed thread, both stories highly recommended

Oh yes threadneedle thank you for reminding me of those!

It being a Friday and having had a bit of a crappy catch up with a friend today (she's having an awful time at work and at home) dp has donned his bar tender uniform and made me a cosmopolitan. It's going down very nicely, I must say as Prudey might say to Poldark