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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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icemistOBE · 08/03/2015 22:14

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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV
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orphan · 18/03/2015 12:15

Of course my mind's now gone into overdrive trying to picture what pixie's over heated imagination has come up with.Blush

Richtea19 · 18/03/2015 12:27

pixie now you've got me all flustered and very much in the need for M rated QS!!!! Don't be shy, we are your biggest fans.

CJ is very handy being a plumbers mate, handyman and an IT expert, how big is his hard drive?????

pixieg1rl · 18/03/2015 12:28

I'm miles away from publishing anything, QS or otherwise. No wifi for at least 10 days. My phone battery is dying and the electric has been off since breakfast.

Nickel45 · 18/03/2015 12:45

Yep, I'd say that was right ilove!

pixie, you'll just to have to r&r and imagine everything, ready for writing it down for us once the electricity is back on! :)

orphan · 18/03/2015 12:51

Good question richtea. Definitely no floppy disk for CJ.

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 13:19

I'm guessing his hard drive is as big as his megabites Richtea hence my requirement for a good service Grin

pixie there's no QS you can't publish that CJ hasn't already repeated many times on his UK tour...unless there's a little known African theme you want to include, in which case GET IT WRITTEN!! (I'm not as polite as ilove Blush )

BK28 · 18/03/2015 13:27

pixie echoing the rest..enough of the stalling teasing, focus up and deliver...you know you want too!

Mumtothenipper · 18/03/2015 13:39

Gosh what a lot to catch up on... pixie get publishing please.... Some m rated qs would be just what the doctor ordered, you'd actually be fulfilling a public service!!!!

*percy, orphan and woof' thank you for your kindness... I do love the image of an attractive head master in a suit... Sadly that is not an aspect of the story that I'm drawing from personal experience on!

woof your comment about fingers and plumbers mate had me nearly choking.... Very good!

I like greenstuffs update and the second chapter of that's an order greatly... Stuck in a locked room with cj... Rest my aching heart!!!!

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 13:39

Am I a saddo to be so excited about pixies allusion to some QS? Must be the midweek malaise between ogling enjoying Poldark and having to wait out til Sunday. Don't let a lack of electric and battery power stop you pix now go - we...need...that...bloody...QS

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 13:49

nipper my Hoover cupboard Playroom will certainly testify that it is extremely enjoyable being locked in with CJ, but there's not much room for swivelling or imbibing succulent syllabubs unfortunately but boy it's well worth giving it a go

Mumtothenipper · 18/03/2015 13:51

You know woof sometimes I gets very hard to remember which version of cj I'm trying to recreate when I write!!!!

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 14:36

Ooh nip I think you'll find CJ only behaves the way he does in my Play Room when he's with me she says smugly because I bring out the beast best in him natch Grin

Ilovelblue · 18/03/2015 14:37

I have been trying to draft out the list of back-up team roles to accompany CJ on his second UK tour. One is non-negotiable (mine - obviously!) but the others are available for discussion and negotiation. It's ok by me if you want 50% on one and 50% on another. Have I missed any obvious roles out?

Tour manager/chauffeur/confidante: ilove
IT/special effects: Icemist and Nickel?
Hair/stylists: Richtea/orphan/mummyreeds?
Scriptwriters: our fantastic ff writers?
PR: ?
Catering: ?
Distributor of marketing items: ?
CJ's therapist: CJwoof?

I started on the wording for an advertising poster last night as well but need to see how it works in Google docs tonight.

I need to concentrate on my paid employment more.

orphan · 18/03/2015 14:47

Is masseuse a separate job to therapist? Cos if so then I'll volunteer my naked body myself and my oils. But I'd still like the stylist job as well not that I'm greedy at all

Are you sure woof is the right person for therapist? Wouldn't CJ need intensive therapy after seeing her?!

orphan · 18/03/2015 14:48

Actually catering would be a good one if it means copious cream teas and syllabub sampling.

orphan · 18/03/2015 14:51

But there again can you beat measuring CJ's inside leg? I think I'll stick with stylist.

Ilovelblue · 18/03/2015 14:58

orphan the therapist's role was supposed to be ironic. Anyone else you would suggest for the position? (Every euphemism intended). I did wonder about a masseuse role too.

You would be welcome to try out a couple of roles, I don't mind.

KeziaOAP · 18/03/2015 15:03

Oh my what a morning I've had Smile. Had surgical o/p appt at BC clinic, a friend came with me, the nurse mentioned the consultant had a med student with her and was that ok, no problem says I (they have to learn don't they). Waiting in consultant's room in she walks on her own, I get on the couch behind screen, get me icebergs out, a knock on the door then hear a male voice (always been female students before now!), "ok if I come round the curtain" a young man, very tall, slim, dark brown/black wavy hair, comes into my view Blush. CJ build to a tee, I'm glad he didn't have brown eyes otherwise I think would have turned into a jibbering idiot, (eyes were a very deep blue). Felt more comfortable chatting to him after I'd put me icebergs away, he's training to be an oncologist.

My friend got a fit of the giggles walking out of the hospital, she's a CJ fan, said her eyes were like organ stops when she caught sight of him before I did. She won't let this rest, coffee a.m. with the 'girls' Friday guess who/what will be the topic of conversation. Still got a silly grin on my face four hours later Grin.

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 15:07

ilove I'm happy being the Therapist but can I also be "The One He Turns to When Everyone Else Simply Won't Do/Is Exhausted" (I realise the latter won't apply to 99% of us, but I worry orphan won't have the stamina or will try and snare him in yet another double-swivel with Rupert which was very messy last time) Maybe my title should just be condensed down to CJ's Best Girl just to save on pleasantries. Also, there's no mention of Afghan/Kenyan/orphan grime so I'd also like to volunteer to be CJ's Chief Bathroom/Shower/Cleansing Operator coz I'm very good at multi-tasking.

Ilovelblue · 18/03/2015 15:12

Kezia how lovely and embarrassing for you in equal measures! Are you going through treatment or are you beyond that stage now? At least there is something to make you smile.

CJwoof how about we put you down as Girl Friday? You know, a sort of Jill of All Trades, Minister without Portfolio sort of thing.

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 15:16

Ooh lucky girl Kez but has this thread taught you nothing? What were you doing putting your icebergs away ??

KeziaOAP · 18/03/2015 15:19

Ilove I finished treatment 8 months ago (2nd bout in 5 years) today was a check up. Fingers and everything else crossed should get the all clear.

Not having found anyone into OG, other than 3 friends, found out 2 of the BC nurses are CJ/MD fans, told them about this thread Smile.

cjwoofwoof · 18/03/2015 15:19

Nice one ilove I think Girl Friday is perfect for me. I know I'll be brilliant at it.

KeziaOAP · 18/03/2015 15:21

sorry woof I was too embarrassed to leave them out for too long, he did ask if it was ok to look at me scars Blush I couldn't say no could I?

Richtea19 · 18/03/2015 15:21

Very happy to be a stylist of sorts , as I am sure that encompasses, inside leg, taming the curls, testing his lips are just at the perfect pout. I will also volunteer for the out of hours contract. 24/7 always about when no one else is available :)

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