Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Fingers crossed all will be well kez and you can move on

Oh, just thought - we will need a lead first aider as well?

And yes, 24x7 cover is essential. Out of hours cove usually attracts higher rates of pay but we might not be able to afford that so it would have to be payment in kind....

ilove Close Protection Security Operator is missing from the list - certainly as he is our most prized asset keeping him safe by being up close and personal would be a real necessity. As cjwoof is currently minister without portfolio who hands will be tied up multi tasking I'd be happy to bring experience to this task!

That sounds like a smile was had in a difficult place Kezia plus you can eat out on that story for a while!!

In a past life I did work for a certain Red Crossed organisation so I know my way round a dummy... But there does need to be at least 2 trained personnel at all times. nip I nearly choked at plumbers mate reference all I was hoping for was to carry his bag- traumatised... all....day

Jumping up and down excitedly.... I've just had some CPR training and also very familiar with an "IUD" !!!!

So it looks as if percy and Richtea are sharing the first aid role, but Richtea, that also means you can't be a full time stylist...?

Don't worry if richtea can't commit to full time stylist then I will takeover her tape measure as well. CJ did mention when he visited me that he was having problems with his underwear (seams causing chafing or something) so I suggested made to measure might be the way forward. As stylist, I would obvs be in the right position between his legs to oversee the fitting of said new underwear.

I should not be reading this at work! I have just chortled rather loudly and attracted attention.

I will sort out the roles when I get home tonight and see what you think of the poster.

I'm just refamilarising myself with how to measure the crotch - seem to remember it involved lying down and waving legs in the air if richtea's pic was correct. Might have to practise on Rupert as he now needs special custom made trousers after the unfortunate audible crack incident as woof will confirm.

kezia fingers crossed for you as well. And CJ look alike in close proximity to exposed icebergs... Sounds like a ff waiting to be written!

Speaking of ff, great update whajeb. Although I have a soft spot for Gareth Malone, CJ is infinitely better!

orphan I do really think that the measuring of CJ bulge area is a two person job, we don't want him to feel we are not not fully committed and 100% on the job. With regards to any chaffing, I can do a nice french seam in any garment that has contact with any sensible areas.

BK that makes you CJs Bouncer if you cut through the jargon. Hope you've got the icebergs for it.

Just shopping for my uniform for my role as Girl Friday. I'm thinking of the actual character in Robinson Crusoe so thinking of enhancing Raquel Welch in 2000 Years BC and Ursula Andress in Dr No ie. Revealing furry bikini with utility belt containing all useful tools, so I can always be 100% by CJs side and prepared for any requests/desires he may have (in case he needs me to peel him a grape or out of his combats etc)

Richtea I'm sure I've packed a French Seam in my utility belt...oh no...hang on...is a French Letter the same thing? I've packed a box of those just in case. Must be another kind of measuring tool...

OK yes, I have to concede that Bulge measuring is a two person job. Rupert just popped round and out of his trousers for a quick measuring practice and I found I had to use my teeth as well as both hands.

cjwoof you must of been a girl guide, you are so prepared with all the essentials in your utility belt!

Off to school tonight for the Spring concert :(. DS playing two pieces on his electric guitar. Might need ear defenders! My dad is already stressing wondering if there will be alcoholic refreshments!!!

May I put myself forward for the marketing distributor role which will of course require numerous private prototype and concept meetings with the man himself

Oh and PG has kindly agreed to give me some one on one tutorials in the fine art of crotch measuring and he's promised not to wear his bed jacket or indeed anything at all.

I'm very surprised that Rupert was capable of popping in or out of anywhere orphan . That last audible crack repair was only hanging in there by a sinew so I hope you only used molars not incisors

My god, just the thought of woof in the girl guides is enough to give me palpitations. What on earth do you think she got badges in?!!

I'm finding this extra large utility belt is working wonders for disguising the old muffin top. Unfortunately, the numerous dangly tools and accessories are a bit cumbersome. Do you think I'm going to need the nutcrackers and picnic hamper or shall I leave them at home?

Relax orphan I was asked to leave the Brownies so never made it to Guides. Their loss.

I'm guessing it'll take all of 5 seconds to measure PGs crotch orphan, perhaps he could knit himself one worthy of CJs calibre for you to practice measuring, preferably in cable stitch for a bit more realism

Oh I'd have thought you'd have loved a bit of dib dib dibbing woof. Or is that the scouts? Come to think of it, I can see you putting the movement into the Scout Movement.

Have you got birch twigs on your belt for impromptu syllabub whisking?