X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

My bets are on "I Gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas for the GROUP MIMED NUMBER.

Sorry, which one is clunt?

(Clearly haven't been following the X-factor threads diligently enough )

Clunt is Jay James, looks a bit like a 'Little Kevin Costner' sings like a cross between Matt the Hat Cardle and James Blunt. a.k.a dull.

He wears slippers.

Really you could have said 'the slipper-wearing one' and 99.9% of viewers would surely know who you meant.

I want Chloe Jasmine to be annihilated.

I know, Line. I feel bad about this, too, because I really don't like the idea of anyone being bullied by/in the press...BUT. The "Oh, Goh-sh" "Oh, rehlly" Biting her thumb thing is JUST so fucking irritating. Almost as bad as Chris Maloney's constant, "I'm so humble and appreciative" constipated face.

**disclaimer, I did not watch last year so Chris Maloney is the only comparison I can think of.

Ah, dearest Nanfucker. Fond memories of all the swearing.

Oh! He's NANFUCKER??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am actually contemplating doing an advanced search of 2012's X Factor threads just to read the brilliance of whoever came up with that one.

Marking place for tonight.

Please don't let it last more than an hour.

Thanks for the new thread TB

I came up with the moniker Clunt

I think the group MIMED number will be a MASH UP

Nanfucker was Line wasn't it? Or Louis?

Or probably BOF

No idea who anyone is this year if we're using real names

Raahh, surely a temporary NC is in order for xfactor season?

I thought Maryz came up with Nanfucker, although I suspect I embraced it with Xtra fervour on the plonk

But my memory's not what it was.

I'm actually weeping at the nicknames from the 2012. This quote:

SO. I think babyshits and Chowmein in bottom two. Or maybe even Pinhead and Babyshits.
I am awfully afraid that Nanfucker is in till the end.

SO. I think babyshits and Chowmein in bottom two. Or maybe even Pinhead and Babyshits. I am awfully afraid that Nanfucker is in till the end.

I think we might be forced to endure many a mimed mash up as this series progresses.

Stuart heritage in the guardian calls fakey boris Johnson, which is such a lovely image.

Thank you for clarifying, raahh. My 9yo dd gets very irritated with clunt for singing through his nose!

babyshits, chowmein and pinhead.

I must admit I am looking forward to it tonight. But only because if the MN commentary.

I will namechange for the purposes of this thread ONLY.

and will promptly forget to change back

Hurrumph.

Topbanana has been taken.

ta da!