X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

See, this lot with the jive bunny cover, I had forgotten them totally

I think the GOSCT Twins may stick around a while.

Which reminds me- what happened to the Joy of necrophilia couple? We never saw their second ARENA audition, did we?

I love Fleur. And the little teenage girl. And pugsy.

We need a roundup of NNs. I can remember:
Clint
Fakey
Masterb8 or Octocunts
Pugsy
Twerpitude
Erm

Clunt ffs

The joy of necrophilia could might have been better than The GOSC twins.

EvenFlo

BOF Respect for 'Nanfucker' And what did Taylor Swift say to Creep Cleese??

Clint is far too nice for this thread, Davros.

ooh good, a quirky hat.

Where's the Minions?

Those hats aren't fooling anyone Pharrell

Jesus. Tis is tedious.

I can't remember if Pharrell Williams came up on the famous people who aged well thread. He's about 46 or something.

Ok, while we have Pharell on telly - what the hell is a room without a roof and why is it happy?

The distress flags are out already!!!

Yeah I didn't like him either.

Pharelllll is in his 40's isn't he? Did he make a deal with the devil or something?

Pharrell representin' Baden-Powell and the Boy Scout movement,

TS on Norton was very good- she held her own. She was very pissed off when JC dissed her cat.

Nice cardi Pharrell.

Which one is Pugsy?

The Italian guy who wore a pug jumper to the first audition.

Those fans look like they're made of dads' pants (or Mingehead's!)

Must admit i have a crush on pharrell only a small one mind

That didn't wow me, Phar. If you don't mind me calling you Phar.

I like some of Taylor Swift's earlier songs of wholesome small town love.

The guardian live blog is referring to fakey as boris Johnson. I can see why. What with the George osbourne sex cult and that, it's like a more disturbing than reality version of the Tory party conference.

I can't remember now, Liney, but she was very dignified.