X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Why did they just not all get to choose 4 for each category? I don't see the point of 3 and then another then next week.

Ooh. Cheryl Cole and Scary Spice? Not sure i will be watching too much longer.

Fakey's little video bit when they say who the contestants are sums her up. So much attention seeking posing. That was the objection of the face actually. She just wouldn't stop doing all this utterly stupid stuff.

I thought Taylor came across well on Graham Norton. But then she shared a couch with John Cleese and Kev it's all bout meeeee Pieterson. She was so sweet in her excitement about meeting Neil Diamond.

I think I've isolated what irritates me about Fakey: it's the fey forward shoulder-shrug. I think she'd annoy me less if she were actually a drag queen- at least you expect them to ham up a version of femininity.

And Fakey was even worse in that model programme with Ms Campbell...

I think we'll be sayin 'ta ta' to Stephanie Nala.

Do you think Stephanie will do that pointy finger thing every performance? That's yesterday and today

Steph-too-dull-for-a-nn was given a very dated arrangement, she has a better voice than Jack-is back, who was very weak.

Although I watched the whole show last night I don't remember half of these people, and I wasn't even drunk

Fakey keeps forgetting her utterly fake accent every now and again.

She was astounding on that model programme, wasn't she Flo. Naomi Campbell clearly wanted to kill her.

I really disliked Squeaky Stephanie's performance, just everything about it. What was with the weirdly sexual open legged dancing?!

Who is any good? Hard to tell from all this.

nancy- it's funny how that happens!

I don't really mind Taylor Swift as such. As long as she doesn't sing live. Her live voice is awful.

I like Fakey even though I agree there's something fake about her. Anyone got a good name for the two "wacky" annoying sister pratts?

The george osbourne sex cult twins have to go

There are so many terrible jokes to be made based on the van driver's surname. Principally Ben byenow.

Please don't put George Osbourne and sex cult in the same sentence tonight.

There's Fleur, the chubby one

I think Nancy answered your question there davros.