X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Hello everyone!

Taylor Swift isn't having kids because they won't have a normal life. She's not wrong, they certainly wouldn't with her as a mother!

Did they not have time to take the hems up on simon's baggy bootcut trousers?

Do you think Chezza can spell her new surname? Got to be a bit tricky after Cole.

I wish it was a quintuple elimination tonight.

Fakey Jasmine
The female Jedwards
MastUrB8
Sephanie-so-boring-I-have-no-nickname
Stevie

Taylor Swift was very nice on Graham Norton. She put creepy John Cleese in his place anyway.

Can we be nice about pugsy and rotten about everyone else

nancy- I am not feeling fluffy.

Oh lovely- Ellie Goulding as a funeral march

I'm not sure what I make of chezza's new surname. She should have stuck with her maiden name first time around, at least professionally.

The stylist loathes fish sticks.

Simon's jeans are always embarrassingly long. He refuses to acknowledge that he has a tall man's head on a short arse bod.

slithy- i can do that.

Did somebody stand on a bag of cats?

I wonder if she will replace Cole on the back of her neck with a tat of her new surname? It would have to wrap round her throat a few times

The Gish girl isn't as good a singer as I thought

Fish!

Fakey's pleather dress is not at all flattering.

At least they are all sounding their aitches....

At least we know this isn't mimed. It's far too awful.

This is absolutely terrible. And Fakey trying to work the camera at every opportunity is even worse.

Fakey gotta go surely? She's so unlike able.

The amount of over singing being demonstrated on each solo bit is astounding.

Thing is BOF I think it is actually mimed. But why the hell is it so out of tune and awful...?

Grrr 3G connection is very slow here! Can't keep up with the replies...

Has Clunt got shoes on today?

That was terrible- though to be fair, so is the original.

Poor fishy.

Hello! Don't usually watch but having a look. Poor Ellie Goulding is all I have to say at the minute.

Fakey looks so lumpy, and she messed up her harmonies.

I thought that entire performance was guff.