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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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cremolafoam · 12/06/2014 20:32

Omg @ trinny. Good luck with that lollipop lady. Shock

Those apples won't be baked mark my words

cremolafoam · 12/06/2014 20:33

Sophie's the flakey hippy sister in the Thompson household( thinking if control freaky Emma

Halsall · 12/06/2014 20:33

'Jodes' and 'Susie' are the poshest pair ever to have cooked for posties, surely

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 12/06/2014 20:34

That's a mn esque story right there.
Oh fuckity fuck. Dh just come in and put the chuffing football on. Twat.

Halsall · 12/06/2014 20:35

I love Sophie. She seems quite bonkers, but in a good way.

cremolafoam · 12/06/2014 20:36

Bolleaux to football Football

cremolafoam · 12/06/2014 20:36

Grin Yah hallsall yah

Ellenora5 · 12/06/2014 20:38

Football is band in this house if it clashes with something I want to watch, ds1 just went to the pub to watch it

Ellenora5 · 12/06/2014 20:45

Sophie and Russel menu is way better

Halsall · 12/06/2014 20:50

Oh dear. Those bananas look like pallid sausages

coffeeinbed · 12/06/2014 20:54

Ahem...pallid yes, but not sausages.

Halsall · 12/06/2014 20:55

Coffee Grin

Ellenora5 · 12/06/2014 20:59

I can't bare Andi Peters

ohdearitshappeningtome · 12/06/2014 21:04

Evening ladies! Joining the party late .... Minichef here has had a rough day! What have I missed

Halsall · 12/06/2014 21:08

Lots of tedious biscuit misidentification, ohdear. Not much else to report.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 12/06/2014 21:09

Has he really made toad in the hole ??

coffeeinbed · 12/06/2014 21:10

I love TitH but it's midweek family dish, not master chef.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 12/06/2014 21:11

Why do they need to put the custard in a poncy jug and not on the top!!

ohdearitshappeningtome · 12/06/2014 21:13

Oh
Jodie's meal looks fab!!

susiedaisy · 12/06/2014 21:15

The cooking isn't a patch on the 'normal' master chef we watched several weeks ago when Ping won! I'm a bit bored tbh.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 12/06/2014 21:15

Not many on here tonight !

coffeeinbed · 12/06/2014 21:16

No.
Croatia just scored.

coffeeinbed · 12/06/2014 21:16

I'm getting bored though.
They just can't cook and are not entreating enough to make it for it.

susiedaisy · 12/06/2014 21:18

Burnt mango and rawish lamb. Nice

Halsall · 12/06/2014 21:19

Yep, it's v dull.

Pity.