Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Ah I meant I missed the first one.

Hoorah, we're back and I'm watching.....haven't quite caught up with the first one but hey....

Evening all

Anyone else?

OOOHHH biscuits, I'd get 10/10 for that one

Hello! Bit late but here now.

Brandy snaps... Yummy.

Ellenora, good evening! Biscuits! See, I could do this round easily. Not so good on the savoury stuff though....

John looks a bit teak-coloured tonight, or is it my telly?

Ah here, now that's not exactly skill full is it, they don't even have to make the dough

Hi Halsall, ye he does, a bit Tina from Corrie

I'm not very enamoured of this series.

I reckon russell is a dark horse.

Yawn. Too much repetition now.

Bit late, I want a biscuit now.
Should it be called celebrity assemblage?

Yep I thought that aswell cremolafoam, I like him

Susannah keeps going on about her stress levels. If this is the most stressful thing she has ever faced, I cordially invite her to walk a mile in my fucking shoes.

They don't know what tuilles are? Have they never watch mn?

Mc, bloody Freudian autocorrect.

Frankly I'm staggered at their lack of biscuit knowledge

Newsflash! Newsflash!

Trinny is now dating Charles Saatchi

Me too, they can't be that daft surely

Oh ye I heard that Hearts

Ohwhat I love that - Freudian autocorrect

I know Elenora right? Wtf is she thinking?

I hope he doesn't do a repeat performance Hearts, she must be mad