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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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cremolafoam · 10/06/2014 21:08

Yoyoyo foody pundits.
Brought some samphire but by the looks of it I should have brought a pot noodle

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/06/2014 21:08

Dh has just said he didn't know Russell Geant was still alive.

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/06/2014 21:08

Greg lies. If you've eaten it, that doesn't mean you can make it so long as you taste as you go.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/06/2014 21:09

He's grumpy he had his injections today! He's looking forward to pomme purée

cremolafoam · 10/06/2014 21:10

Who is this Sophie what sit

misslaughalot · 10/06/2014 21:10

I had no idea she is Emma Thompson's sister! How did that fact pass me by?!

cremolafoam · 10/06/2014 21:10

Oooooooh is it?

Where's Duffy?

misslaughalot · 10/06/2014 21:10

Cremola Sophie was in Four Weddings and the Harry Potter films.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/06/2014 21:10

It's VERY salty crem. I froze most of mine. (Was 12p in tesco)

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/06/2014 21:11

She was Lydia in four weddings and funeral

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/06/2014 21:11

Arf at pouring out some ready made sauce. That's masterchef quality cookery there.

MamaPain · 10/06/2014 21:11

I'm on a bit of a delay, have just started watching now but what is this week, celebs with irritating voices?

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/06/2014 21:12

Celebs who don't really know how to make spring rolls as far as I can tell.

cremolafoam · 10/06/2014 21:12

Someone's already gnawed those Todd

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/06/2014 21:13

Todd's aren't very elegant.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/06/2014 21:13

I could eat spring rolls ours are fab from our Chinese

cremolafoam · 10/06/2014 21:14

"Tv Fashoinista" is a job is it

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/06/2014 21:14

They don't seem to even be acknowledging the deep fried stuff on her plate.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/06/2014 21:14

Susannah is looking old :-/

misslaughalot · 10/06/2014 21:14

Is it 2 to go and 2 to stay by the end of the episode?

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/06/2014 21:14

Looks a bit overdone.

TSSDNCOP · 10/06/2014 21:14

Fuck me those are HUGE spring rolls!

Evening everyone!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/06/2014 21:15

Lettuce doesn't make a spring roll.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/06/2014 21:15

Wonder if ping will come be a food critic

SelectAUserName · 10/06/2014 21:15

I saw Sophie Thompson play Ophelia to Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet on stage years ago, and have had a soft spot for her ever since. Love Jodie Kidd since she did Strictly too.

I am currently chewing down on a hunk of Red Leicester with chillies. Not a smear, scallop or sous-vide in sight.