Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Grrrr - they're mararons (avec Frrenchie accent)

Macaroon is something else.

That walnut cake icing looks curdled.
the pear tarts look nice.

I hope Wayne is sent packing

Macarons, even

Jodie's tart is too big (for tea) IMHO.

Blonde lady in red top ought to trust nature as to where her lip line ends.

Florentines a cop out. They're bit in melted stuff, aren't they?

Blonde lady in red top needs a few more excessively alcoholic cherries.

I adore Florentines! The M&S ones are especially addictive, if ridiculously expensive.

No, florentines are baked, no?
A bit like a tuille?

I love florentines.

YY to the M&S ones.

I like a florentine. I make them at Christmas as edible presents.

What? Who knew florentines were so popular?

Why don't you have choc truffles for afternoon tea as opposed to the all the other sweet things they are having I wouldn't have thought it would matter

Truffles are a bit continental, afternoon tea has to be comprised of nice English things that won't incite any lustful Mediterranean goings on.

Did Wayne make his pastry for the vol au vents?

Do you know, I've never had a vol au vent, and now I want to make them. Is it time for them to come back, do you think?

Hey, I could start up a vol au vent shack - you know how all those 'one dish' restaurants are all the rage, like hot dogs, burgers, chicken...

Ahem...like florentines, wholesome British fare.

Never had a vol au vent?

They are the best retro food ever!

No Greg, don't do that smile. Don't ever do that smile.

I just looked the TV then Ellenora and spake the immortal phrase "are you on glue?"
I'm starting to love Sophie too.

Oh yes, ummmm florentines.......those bloody delicious things scuppered my theory!

Love the idea of dangerous aphrodisiac truffles . A nice rock bun is what you need to keep those naughty impulses down.

I think Amanda left a vegetable out...

I am going to do vol au vents. Even typing it is good!
I want to do a whole retro 'do'. That's what I shall do.

that must be it squoosh, I bet the elastic in their knickers is getting twisted at the thoughts of it