Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Wayne Sleep looks like a much older Jamie Biscuits from Made in Chelsea.

I see this and I really want a stainless steel kitchen.

They are too young and fun for me, I'd stick with miserable Amanda.

OMG, he IS Jamie Biscuits!

I've met him (biscuits).
You won't be surprised to hear that he's as thick as mince.

Poor Sophie, Wayne Sleep has well and truly fucked that up...

Did he invite you to a 'pardy' Zebra? Did he fall in love with you?

She's teeny-weeny, Sophie isn't she?
She's lost weight, right? She wasn't always so slim?

I've just caught up and I'm bemused by Millie going? She was the best contestant to me! I don't think her dish was the worst one and surely performance to date counts for something?

It's not shaping up to be great at all, at least Biggins left an idea of what he was doing

It was at a pardy, squoosh ! (he's friends with my friend's little bro)
He probably did fall in love with me, but he forgot to mention.

His tiny self, his Gucci loafers and his Digestive millions might yet be yours *Zebra!!

I love Sophie!

I can only dream!
And we will hire Wayne to teach us how to dance at our wedding.
And I shall need to keep my glasses on so as not to mix them up.

So - do you think Charley called his beardy-bit a goatee or a soul-patch?

I suspect the latter.

Amandas glasses look bloody ridiculous and that dish is not a winner I don't think, the other one looks much better

I don't care if it's the girly-bit, I LOVE baking, pastry, afternoon tea.
Love It.

Oooh, afternoon tea now! That's right up my street. Have spent most of today making cakes for a do tomorrow

Oooh, Halsall - whadd'ya make ?

I think sophie might excel here.

Send some of that my way please Halsall

packet egg whites???????

Twat patch. So is Biggins officially called Biggins now, not Christopher Biggins?

Strawberry cake - genoise sponge which will have strawberry pastry-cream sandwiched between, with halved strawberries round the outside, iyswim. And piped rosettes on top with white choc shards with transfer-printed strawberries on.

OUght we do encourage Charley to get his thyroid checked, or did his eyes always bulge so?

I do like Biggins, I bet he gets stuck into the cooking sherry. And pushes Joan Collins wig off her head when she gets a bit snooty.