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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 11/07/2014 21:01

My scones are only fit for the rockery.
Ffs the main hobby of the WI IS NOT BAKING.

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:01

Halsall, that sounds amaze. You can post a picture if you want

Are you a pro, in the trade, or have you retained your amateur status?

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:02

I know I keep saying I love Sophie, but I really do love Sophie Grin

SaltySeaBird · 11/07/2014 21:03

I can't believe nobody has commented on Millie going or did I just think she was better than she was?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 11/07/2014 21:03

Has anyone noticed there is no assistant (ie, real) chefs helping them?

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:04

Who does Sophie's accent have a spot of Northern in it? Her sister's and mother's do not.

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:04

Heh heh, next time I might post a pic, Spotted assuming it doesn't all collapse into a gruesome puddle of smashed strawberries

Not a pro at all. Enthusiastic amateur.

Ellenora5 · 11/07/2014 21:04

I'm starving, I'm off to the kitchen to have a root around

squoosh · 11/07/2014 21:05

I'm still waiting for Amanda to stare off into the middle distance and say 'the IRA killed my father' as she did in Silent Witness.............every bloody episode.

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:06

Wayne writes in capitals! That's a sign of low intelligence isn't it? (may have read that in Cosmo in the 90's).

He IS BigBiscuits.

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:07

Does anyone really believe for one minute that these exotic items are dreamed up by the contestants? yes, Wayne, I'm looking at you

squoosh · 11/07/2014 21:09

I actually never considered that they were instructed as to what to cook

Ellenora5 · 11/07/2014 21:09

I commented on it earlier salty, I think she should have stayed, she was much better than Wayne or Amanda, and Rosemary didn't like her but I remember her ranting at Hugo in the jungle about how she can't stand the privileged classes, she was quite horrible to him

Not trying to turn this into a MIC thread Grin

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:09

Charley doesn't knows you need to pat those nipples down with a wetted finger Grin

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:10

I think that even JB was better than Wayne!

Ellenora5 · 11/07/2014 21:10

That's a good point Halsall, I reckon you're right

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:11

I was just thinking that, Halsall - the wet finger thing Grin

squoosh · 11/07/2014 21:13

woman with the 'wide repertoire' seems like a right laugh!

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:13

I just can't quite believe that Wayne, having single-handedly scuppered that relay challenge, has thought up his afternoon tea menu unassisted Hmm

lettucesoup · 11/07/2014 21:15

dinky doo

doo da

Sophie makes alot of sense!!

SaltySeaBird · 11/07/2014 21:15

Ahh interesting Ellenora - I'd never heard of that Rosemary before. I'm surprised Greg and John allowed her to have that much influence. Greg liked her dish!

Halsall · 11/07/2014 21:17

Biggins's tea-trays are groaning....Charley's look pretty meagre to me

squoosh · 11/07/2014 21:19

The pear tart looks delicious!

TheSpottedZebra · 11/07/2014 21:20

For all his jokes, Biggins does seem to crack on with it, doesn't he?
I actually love him. Have done since Rentaghost.

Ellenora5 · 11/07/2014 21:21

Millie had a stinker of a dish to prepare and so did JB, they really got the short end of the straw last night, ah maybe Rosemary didn't have a say but I just thought she was quite mean to her and then remembered what she said to Hugo

I do love Sophie and her little sayings, she seems so nice

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