Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

That beef is suitably purple in the middle. He's clearly received the don't cook the middle at all memo.

What a box that would be!

I could even put up with the box explanation bit again if that were the reward at the end.

The beef matches his face

I'd eat that. Apart from the baby food on the side.

I like raw beef.

I'm not averse I raw beef either. But cooking red meat of any kind seems to be against the rules this year on the masterchefs.

Taxi for Kiki

I'm tempted to knit Greg the most hideous jumper ever and insist he wears it on the next show, I'm sick of looking at that one he has on, mind you at least he has lost the cap

See, they should have scattered them through the rest if the dross, it would have been a lot more interesting.

Are we back tomorrow?

Not for long, Tina. Not for long.

Yeah. I'll be back tomorrow.

Hoping for purposefully burnt veg served with fruit and raw venison.

Charley is the long lost brother of Keith lemon. Right-long day, off to bed. Bet football is on tomorrow, so I'll miss it. Boooooo.

I might change my nn to Disgruntled Mascarpone now.

More tomorrow, and I see the mass catering challenge is in a place I know

Right see you all tomorrow so, I'm looking forward to the heats being over, it's dragging on a bit

That was much better than last week. Apart from the shock of RoS and his LA bubble of energy.

Wish I'd watched it last night though. Now my breakfast's looking unappealing. I want beef and gravy.

Not poor Kiki's raw chicken mind. I felt sorry for her, can imagine with all the pressure (12 portions of butter chicken?) that I'd do the same and forget to cook it He was a bit sharp with her "You're wasting my chicken."

Charley is the long lost brother of Keith lemon
Damn! I thought he was Boris Becker's long lost brother.

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/wimbledon/10940411/Whatever-happened-to-beautiful-Boris-Becker.html

How boooooooooooring was Kiki Dee?

Sorry Kiki if you're reading, but it's true.

Boris Becker was never beautiful. He was like a great big galumphing carthorse compared to, say, Jimmy Connors' elegant Lipizzaner. Or even Nastase.

And none of them are beautiful these days! All bloated old men really.

Evening all.

Helloooooo, does anyone else make a snack before this starts, I do, I have just toasted crumpet with loads of butter

Evening!

I have and nibbles tonight! any one want to join me?

Ellenora I'll swap you a crumpet for cashew nuts and olives?

Wish I did, Ellenora & bean. Am trying to low-carb ATM