Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Oh yes please for cashews, don't like olives.......hands up....catch

Grrrr

Chuck me a sausage when you've a moment, you two

A couple of chunks of manchego coming your way Halsall!

Evening all. I see there's been no name changing.

I lost track of time brushing up some maths skills online. I fear this says several tragic things about my existence.

I used to think I didn't like olives. Now I've realised that, in fact, I don't like black olives but I do like the green ones. I'd always thought they would be more disgusting than the black ones, but I was very wrong.

ah, Halsall, it will be worth it, I'm a pig and eat everything that's bad for me, no discipline at all

Calam I was doing that once practising my typing skills, I was rubbish thought I was great

I'm saving the name-change for future use, Calam

I suspect practising your typing skills is somewhat less weird than an evening of radians and finding the one-sided limit of functions.

Oh ye it definitely is Calam, mind you I'm brutal with Maths

Watching sausages being made ineptly is strangely like watching paint dry. I'm finding it hard to get enthused.

Can you imagine the jokes flying around that kitchen

Yeah. The sausage making is only good for innuendo purposes and they're not showing that.

They're giving him all the answers.

The amount of help they're giving them is ridiculous. And after saying they wouldn't give them any help.

Y'see I'm struggling with the making sausages task. It's not as if any of them are likely to have done it before so how is it a skills test?

But Jason appears to know what he's doing.

Jason at least is familiar with the concept of thickening gravy

They might aswell just cook it for them, Jason onion gravy looks rank

It looks better on the plate than it did in the pan.

I suspect my aesthetic standards for onion gravy are low. Mine always looks a bit yucky, but tastes great.

The Cumberland sausage is there so that everyone will get at least ken, isn't it?

Charley's sausage senses are tingling

At least one.

well the liked it, what do I know

they

The cooking of sausages but isn't exactly worth a surprised 'your sausages are cooked' from Greg.

'Knows his ways around a sausage or two'. Arf.