Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

The others are Charley Boorman - son of director John (?), who directed Sean Connery in filums, so Charley and Robin of Sherwood (aka RoS) are old muckers.

And Tina Hobley from Holby.

Wouldn't it be great if we all worked for the same evil empire organisation. Parts of these results are laugh out loud funny. Well, not if you are actually part of senior management.

He should make an energy bubble. That sounds suitably cheffy.

Shall we all wear our mn scarves tomorrow and give the secret mn wave?
Our most hilarious "feedback" was putting a roll of paper on the stage and asking everyone to give constructive opinions. Fuck me the green crayons came out that day. and we all got bollocked

Ah well Jux maybe next time it will be better, I know what you mean though, I'm rejigging finances this week so me and the lads can go for dinner, I don't mind cooking but sometimes you just want a break from it

Tina Hobley was in Corrie years ago and then in Holby City forever
I think Charlie does bike rides around the globe and talks about them with his friend Ewan McGregor, but I could have that completely wrong

Charley - yup, that IS the spelling - was everywhere for a while with Ewan McGregor. But then it all stopped. What happened?

And RoS does really really look like Gary Glitter. Which is quite unfortunate.

That makes sense now - I thought that Charlie bloke was Jim McDonald from Corrie

Oh I never knew that about charley, so that's why he gets gigs despite not actually being able to do anything.
The greggs and robin do look separated at birth. Urgh

Ours was a big online survey carried out by an external firm. I'd heard the results were mind bogglingly bad, but in actual percentages they're hilarious. Of the 2% of people think that recent drastic changes were in any way a good idea or planned in any reasonable way.

Calam. ohwhat, you'll recognise me by the packet of Pom bears and naice ham in my lunchbox. Which coincidentally is probably what Wayne Sleep will have in his list of ingredients for the next Masterchef appearance.

So not just in education does the wheel get reinvented every six months?
You know I could eat most of this. Apart from ama fucking retti.

You'll recognise me by comments about needing an air to go with the canter soup.

Canteen soup!! I may resort to dictating to Siri and see how far that gets me.

Arf at Halsall. Mn should sponsor the dreaded box round. So what can you make from...Pom bears, naice ham, a slightly dented lemon drizzle and a vat of gin?

That's more like it...

ohwhat wouldn't that be great

Did you know, someone (who turned out to be a previously banned troll) kept insisting that I'm part of MNHQ earlier today. I was wondering why I didn't know where the gin cupboard was, if that were the case.

Oh dear, Kiki has committed the cardinal sin. Not enough sauce.

Is that him beanandspud, bloody hell what a difference

Than marscapone looks ... Disgruntled.

It's strangely funny when they refer to him as just biggins.

Gin three ways with a confit of Pom Bear and lemon drizzle purée?

Sorted.

Pom bear crumbs? Gin air?

Has that fat man ever really been on a bicycle? Or did he do the Bear Grylls thing - just get helicoptered to wherever, do the public bit and then get helicoptered to a naice hotel?

The sky outside my windows like there's an apocalypse a-coming. Have I missed some sort of news item?

Disgruntled marscapone. That's in the box. Along with burnt Cavalo Nero, figs and pan fried samphire.
Charley is a funny looking bugger.