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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:16

I can't see any sauce on that.

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:16

Hi bean. Yes, Jason is a bit of a shock.

My dm (watching with me) has just asked 'what does Christopher Biggins DO?'

Found it hard to give an answer.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:19

I'm not convinced I know wha Christopher biggies does either. Pantomime dames?

17leftfeet · 02/07/2014 21:20

Don't understand why they don't mix the 'celebs' up a bit better -tonight's lot are obviously better than last week's

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/07/2014 21:22

Jason Connery? Get to fuck!
What's happening, they can actually cook.
Why is charley that alarming colour?

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:22

Yes, Calam, I think essentially dames, and programmes like this. That's about it, really Grin

Jux · 02/07/2014 21:22

Hi, just got home (dh took us out to dinner but forgot his wallet.... Grin). Have I missed anything? Who are these people? I don't recognise any of them.

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:22

I suspect it was so as to to bruise the egos of the really crap ones too much.

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:24

The surprises continue. A restaurant challenge that involves more than mere assembly. And a kick-ass woman chef.

17leftfeet · 02/07/2014 21:24

Biggins does quite a few musicals as well as panto

But for me he will be forever 'that bloke from rent-a-ghost'

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/07/2014 21:26

And Porridge 17.

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:26

Grin Jux, did you have to do a "dine and dash"

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:26

I think Biggins is very much pantos and pottering Smile

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/07/2014 21:27

Jason sadly has a look of Gary glitter.
This chef is a knob. My name is chef. My arse.

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:27

I think he won I'm a celeb in the jungle a few years ago, I had forgotten about Porridge

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:27

I wasn't concentrating , which restaurants are they in tonight?

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:30

I like that woman chef, she's firm but fair

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:30

I haven't been concentrating either. I've been too busy marvelling at the hilariously negative results of our annual workplace staff survey. It appears very, very few people think senior management could find their arses with both hands.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/07/2014 21:30

She is actually giving them constructive advice. Unlike shouty bloke.

TheSpottedZebra · 02/07/2014 21:31

They're at Pont St at Belgraves Hotel w/ Sophie Michell, and, another place, with 'Chef'.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 02/07/2014 21:32

Ah, Calam, thought I'd spotted you in our staff room. Wink
Charley's jokey schtick is wearing.

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:33

Sounds like fun Calamitous. I always like the comments on ours that are typed in block capitals with no punctuation probably written after consuming several beers

Jux · 02/07/2014 21:33

Llenora, I might have enjoyed that more, but it was at a fine dining pub so we had to pay first, so I paid (Hmm) and it was hardly fine dining and they were very inefficient and slow, and when I asked if they had any hollondaise the waitress asked if it was different from mayonnaise. But it was nice not having to cook and clean up myself, and it was nice to get out of the pub, and the scenery was lovely, and I am very forgiving Grin

So I now know that one person is Kiki Dee, and another is Christopher Biggins and there is also Robin of Sherwood. Who are the others?

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:34

Calam & ohwhat, we obviously all work in the same place

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:34

Thanks Spotted.

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