Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

These are going to be vile.

I'm laughing despite myself. A pancake car crash.

Yet, he'll go home instead of the attractive young woman who didn't put raising agent in her pancakes.

Yes, Millie has been cast as the one with 'skill' and 'a good palate'. And
they'll stick to that despite evidence to the contrary.

Anyone who wears a baker boy cap should be beheaded.

She's more photogenic. Some tv exec has already got her pegged for her own show on some little watched freeview daytime channel.

The cap is daft, as was Wayne wearing a jacket for a cooking challenge.

I love the bit where they have to do mass catering.

Exactly.

It would all be fine if they wouldn't keep pretending it was talent at cooking that was the deciding factor, despite what we can all see for ourselves.

I quite like Millie and her Rowntree's Mackintosh millions!

So she's a fruit gum heiress? Hahahahahaha

That's why she can't open her mouth when she's talking. Her teeth are glued together by fruitgums!

They're daft. The ideal pud for mass catering is something that can be made in a vat and then portioned out after cooking. For example, chocolate brownies.

Individual cheesecake is a silly, silly plan.

Arf. Veg disaster.

Exactly, Calam. Think slab.

I'm surprised Wayne hasn't mentioned his close and special friendship with Princess Diana yet. He's always wanging on about that.

How is she a celebrity then? Am not in the UK any more so assumed that's why I know none of them bar Wayne Sleep.

I miss Fruit Pastilles

There are so many great puds that can be produced as a slab for later slicing. How has this passed them by?

Blast chiller, I'd hope.

Tomorrow we're going to help construct the world in cake.

Using food from the floor in a professional kitchen ? What about elf and safety ?

I laughed at Gregg's milli vanilli joke.

i hate myself.

They're big chunks of ginger.

Squoosh, out of all this lot, I like Millie the best. I think that being a Rowntree she probably can cook. My (small) experience of millionaire's children is that they are all taught to do that sort of thing from quite an early age, to quite a high standard. That's not the case with, say, banker millionaire's kids.

They'd have made the amateurs chop it all again.

'Take control of a rhubarb topping'. Arf.

That sauce looks genuinely disgusting.