Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Greg is such a sycophant. If a normal masterchef contestant makes anything vaguely spicey he whinges about it. Here he says it's great, even though John complained about the chilli powder.

It's some rice

Risotto surely should be gooey and oozy and therefore not able to shape like that.

I did laugh when she presented them with glasses of champagne to go with it.

Cookery star= didn't burn it to buggery

Where's the soup?

NO!?!! Greg is impressed with the young pretty girl's food?? NO WAY!!! How surprising...

Erm....does she know what ramen actually is?

Halsall clearly doesn't seem to matter

What the hell is that starburst arrangement ?

No. John and Greg both pretending not to know what ramen actually is.

Lesley should have visited wagamama's to have a look and figure out that she wanted one of those deep lacquer bowls.

Is tarte tatin is a lot better than the one from last week. Weirdly.

Weirdly agree calam

How can they not have managed to cook a pizza and then they do things like these? Not that this is much cop on the whole.

They've been learning how to do two dishes hysterically for the last heaven knows how long just to get through this round. millie probably can cook, but I don't really believe that any of the others can do much.

This is such a pantomime

Vest curry and raw sponge going home

Mille has very clearly been coached to make those dishes quite intensively. But it still wasn't a fucking risotto. If this had been any other variant of masterchef, they'd have complained that it was dry and not a risotto.

well, that was crap.

I'm sure Alex is a nice guy, but every time I see his starey eyes, I hear "HAVE SOME GRAVY!!!"

Only watching next episode for Adrian ed. certainly not to watch appalling mass catering fuck up
Oh no

Yes, Jux. That's an accurate and succinct summary.

Hasta la vista peeps

Agree it was crap. I'll probably be back tomorrow though

There's not much else on though, is there? But if the threads here didn't exist, let's face it, we'd be doing things like sticking pins in our eyes instead.

Again, you are completely right Jux.

I will probably be here to watch the mass catering debacle tomorrow and marvel at how John and Greg heap praise on the most pathetic efforts imaginable.

Well Well Well, what a load of shite

and don't think I hadn't noticed that none of you realised I wasn't here, I could have slipped in the shower and been knocked out for all you lot know I wasn't, bloody internet went down again

I thought Millie might have at least learned to open her mouth while she was speaking, so obvious she was coached, I really couldn't believe the pizza round, are you fecking kidding me, they even had the dough made for them and most of them still couldn't get it right

But, for all my moaning I will be here tomorrow, catch you all then