Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

She might have made 1.

Images of evil Trevor's and the Iron

And there's a chef absolutely certain he can say that because there's no way in hell the socialite will take him up on it.

Bring on the samphire

Socialite cooking with champagne.

Risotto with pea and mint foam.

I expect the family chef worked out a menu for Millie

Oh that's who he is! I'd completely forgotten him (how could I have?). Haven't seen EE for years, and don't want to.

Clearly the celebs haven't had the scallops no longer fashionable and it should be air not foam memo. You'd think the socialite would know that.

He is boiling the hell out of that 'poached' fish.

Foam ? Foam? Christ alive

Wayne is being a tad economical with the verite because I clearly recall him being on 'Come Dine With Me'.

Mind you, he didn't do much that could actually be described as cooking, iirc.

Snort. @ air memo

Did Greg just ask a woman who told him she was making ramen if she was serving it on noodles?

The warm kale salad looks abysmal. Warm tomato and fried kale.

Is Alex actually speaking English at this point?

Yip

And now monkeygland
He means homemade BBQ sauce
Despairs

Fire extinguisher sauce

Hahahaha Millie clearly did get the air memo

Lesley claims this is the sort of food she makes all the time, but doesn't seem to know what kind of bowl would be appropriate to serve soup noodles in.

Did he have some sort of brain injury?

That salad looks even worse than I'd imagined. It all looks fairly crap.

Vesta

Alex, dear. 'Good food' on this series of celeb masterchef means not poisonous.

'Lack of ambition'? FFS, topping a pizza was beyond the abilities of most of them....