Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

It's amazing - they can't cook! On Masterchef

Little mo's a users looks the best

Yes, there were multiple issues with Lesley's 'pizza'. Strangely John chose to highlight not having used a rolling pin.

Well done! Looks like a pizza to me.

Has Alex stolen Gregg's bunnet btw?

Greg's jumper would go great with Alex's cap.

My 5 year old makes better pizzas than most of those!!

The asparagus was a strange finishing touch.

Lesley ash famous for_?

Please fill

Having truly fucked up her face. Obviously.

I like the basil leaves in a ramekin.

Correct.
Not men behaving as said earlier.

Mmn burnt basil ...

Prob the new thing

Arf at Wayne's pizza.

Do you think he was forced to 'pop' the pepper, or do you think they let him have a knife?

To have 'assemble a few random ingredients on top of ready-made dough' as a first round surely demonstrates that the bottom of the barrel is being well and truly scraped for this series.

It's come to something when you earn praise for knowing that ham and cheese go well together

Burnt is clearly where it's at. Cutting edge burnt basil.

Wtf is going on with Lesley's hair? Did she cut it herself without a mirror?

Do you think they're sending them to make sandwiches?

These proper kitchens must be really nervous.

Reassuring to know that lunch service will be busy.

That is a very beige dish.

@ hallsall
Dear help us; the pro kitchen
Well be lucky if they don't burn the shop down.
More fucking assemblage I suppose

They really should have sent this lot to work in pret a manger.

Lamb chop is still gambolling in New Zealand

That platter features an awful lot of meat and a teeny thimble full of potatoes.

So Leslie's job is to cut a bit of meat and grill a sausage. Taxing.

That, there, is a mash not a purée.