Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

I said it the other day about Andy, I can't stand him

I do like Phil Vickery, he's usually quite pleasant

Taxis for JB and Emma, then.

Haha is he Calam, that's about his only claim to fame so

He's got a crumb on there though.

I remember that from blue peter.
Wot no samphire on that sea bass?

This photo makes me hoot with laughter!

And I bet he got paid more for that gig than for anything else he's ever done, Calam

Oh is that Phil Vickery? He seems nice, he should lean across the table and twang Andi's polo neck.

Warm flannel

Yeah, apparently he was doing a making of style documentary about it and the let him have an inconsequential line. I bet he annoyed them so much the gave him the line to get him to go away.

It looks as though it has a touch of thrush.

Oh my eyes!!!!!!!

Amanda is a bit competitive.
What is wrong with butter and cream. James Martin would disagree.

Andi peters seems to have decided to wear the polo neck of wankers tonight.

None of this good looks good.

Ooooo andi thinks he's a proper chef.

Surely there's supposed to be caramel in a taste tatin?

That picture of Andi is hilarious, squoosh. Butch or what?

I can't warm to Amanda, she's no Sophie.

Creme anglais is always 'really close to custard'; it is bloody custard.

I think Alyson's starter will be BAD.

The photo looks like the head, torso and boxers don't actually belong to the same person. It's like a photoshop abomination.

Ackee, saltfish'n'crispy bacon strips.

O. M. G.

That looks vile.

Must get those trunks for dh.
Andi claiming his Jamaican roots. That is hideous.

The shot of Greg with the radioactive swamp in glass was brilliant direction.