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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:01

JB has such a cute face

Halsall · 20/06/2014 21:04

Hmm, Amanda does not want to co-operate, does she?

Ellenora5 · 20/06/2014 21:04

It's not very exciting is it, I hope something goes wrong Grin

Halsall · 20/06/2014 21:07

I'm sure there's scope for all sorts of kitchen calamities. Alison might drown Amanda in the vat of curried chicken if she doesn't start to work as a team

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:10

Love the tension!

Ellenora5 · 20/06/2014 21:15

Haha Halsall, wouldn't that be something

squoosh, I can feel the tension in my sitting room Grin

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:18

Poor starving bus drivers!

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:19

I love that they make it sound like a choice between omelette or death!

Ellenora5 · 20/06/2014 21:22

I wouldn't have got the omelette mind you, I think when they are lying around like that they taste awful

Halsall · 20/06/2014 21:25

Yes, omelettes of all things have to be cooked as needed, surely?

Am looking forward to JSP's trenchant views, always a pleasure Grin

Ellenora5 · 20/06/2014 21:28

Why on earth would Emma think you held the whisk and not the bowl, it's time for her to go

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:31

Hello all. Dh and football free night. I forgot and went for a bath.Who don't we like? Actually who is left in?

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:32

They're not as likeable as last week's lot.

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:34

Andi is a twit isn't he?

You started out in a broom cupboard you chump!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:34

I missed that too. Twatting fb. Who is she?

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:34

Also he spells his name with an 'i'.

Tut tut.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:36

Twit. I love that. Let's have a campaign to bring it back. Dh would be looking for dressing. Banoffee bleugh.

Halsall · 20/06/2014 21:36

Wasn't he associated with a duck at some stage? Or am I thinking of another children's TV presenter?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:37

The duck was funnier.
That's a car crash.

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:38

I think there was a duck and a gopher.

Filth.

squoosh · 20/06/2014 21:38

Poor Emma is clueless!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:38

And him, who that?

CalamitouslyWrong · 20/06/2014 21:39

Ed the duck and Gordon the gopher, surely.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 20/06/2014 21:39

It's a greggs pasty!

CalamitouslyWrong · 20/06/2014 21:40

My andi peters fact us that he's the voice for the baggage handler at the end of toy story 2.

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