Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

It looks as though it's already been eaten.

Amanda would have taken it from a cadaver's belly back in her Silent Witness days.

That looks nice though.

I'm not impressed really with any of them, some years there have been stand out contestants from the beginning, Christine Hamilton was bloody brilliant, she should have won, and Cilla from Corrie was great, I think they were on the same year

Squoosh

I wish someone would thump Andy

Is that presentation in a modern way? Because indian restaurants have been doing that since the 70s.

It's ANDI not ANDY.

He is a god, get his name right!

At this point their skills should be more sophisticated. Still too much assemblage.

It all looked shit!

He thinks he is Marcus whisper his name Waring.

They are all quite shit. I can cook better than that, and supervise reading at the same time. Obviously the bar is set low this series.

Oh I hope Marcus appears!

I think bringing back the past celeb contestants was a mistake. It might (kind of) work in proper masterchef, but it makes no sense here. None of them did celeb masterchef so they could have a career in cooking.

Marcus would be hilariously disgusted if presented with the shite served tonight.

Sorry squoosh

(heads off to the bold corner with shame hanging over me )

And makes them cry. (He makes me cry but not with fear. )

Oooh Millie from MIC!

Wayne Sleep!

Tanya thingy who was on the telly in the 90's!

Marcus would have smeared their faces in that shit they produced!

And I'd have thrown him roses as he did so.

Apart from rent a sleep, not a scoobie who they were.

Well might see you all if the footy is cancelled.

Glad JB stayed

I never know who any of them are. British popular culture and me are not well acquainted.

Ok catch you all on the next one

I have forensic knowledge of Z listers, stick with me and you'll be fine.

Just caught up with tonight's

What a shower of shite!

None of them deserved to go through

And do none of them ever watch cooking shows? I got all of the seafood right and I've never cooked any of it!