Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

I need the box concept explained again please. NOT

If a contestant whipped this up, they'd complain about too many ingredients on the plate and confusing their palates.

Would getting your Adam's apple tattooed not really hurt

Not A Fucking Brioche again

Why is the meat always raw? I like rare but not raw.
The sweet box is a bit sparse.

I like beet root. If you eat enough it makes your poo pink

At least there are no eggs, so they can't do a bread and butter pudding.

I have some painkillers that make your wee pink.

Where did BiryRani get her chapati

And Duffy, is it not a bit skew wiff?

Maybe she made it. I think they have a store cupboard which probably contains flour.

Actually really inventive rani respect

It seems to be an omelette type thing. It probably tasted lovely.

Guess the beetroot lorry got there first this week

Woo woman's beetroot looks daunting

Rani is through.
What has witchy poo made?

Did she use some of that guy's leftover raspberry sauce on the duck?

I love beetroot but not sure about beetroot and ginger mush.

That spell didn't work

Her beet root looked vile.

Burnt crisps.

Honey mash !!!!!! Bleurgh

I draw the line at beet root and ginger, they're flogging bottles of that as smoothie in Pret and it tastes like evil.

Plum sauce and mash? Boak

The sauce looks like the potato is sitting in an accident scene.

Like mango mash innit.