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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:12

16 Duffy

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:12

beans scallop n raspberry

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:12

You'd regret eating the shell sauce.

The biryani looked nice.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:13

He's got it all really. Scallop, beet root, celeriac, black pudding. Raspberries.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:14

Wtf is a witchcraft merchant?

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:14

16? She's allowed then Grin

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:14

Samphire sorcerer

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:14

No samphire sadly.
Witchy woman has it all.

Bornin1984 · 09/04/2014 20:14

Wtf is a celeriac apart from vomit

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:14

Samphire !!!!!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:14

Yes too thin. And samphire to go with the 18th century tart.

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Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:14

Still reeling @ 'witchcraft merchant'.

She's cast a spell on JT

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:15

Nice description by Greg. Bad train station pastie.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:15

Blee- tapioca

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:15

This will be horrible. Flower stuffed with tapioca.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:16

I don't think a sauce would have saved that. Not even a foam.

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Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:16

Oh god, the boxes now.....?

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:16

Boxes...cue reminding us of the very difficult concept

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:17

A celeriac is an ugly looking root veg that my children will not eat.

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Bornin1984 · 09/04/2014 20:17

ewe mussels

Theas18 · 09/04/2014 20:17

@witchcraft merchant lololol!

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:17

Beetroot duck and coconutGrin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:17

Why is there beet root in almost every box. He's making pickled beet root. Eurgh.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:18

Fucking beet root.

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:18

Gregg's noddy shots look increasingly effortful

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