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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:24

More plum and mash. And burnt duck.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:24

I made beet root and ginger juice once. Tasted like soil.

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:25

Poor Peter, it's like kicking a puppy.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:25

Gravel

LottieJenkins · 09/04/2014 20:25

I think Witchy lady (who is freaking me out!) and the burnt duck guy will go!!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:25

Jess's looks lovely.

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:25

More bloody crumb(le). Pah.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:25

Any fule kno crumble=loser

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:26

At least it's nice, john! Don't talk down nice food on masterchef.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:26

Burnt pastry but raw apple?

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:26

Kin ell pretty boy is a bit adventurous.

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:27

I might have a teeny crush on Jack.

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:27

Buddy Hmm John is well down wid da kidz innit

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:28

Poor old Peter. They can't even be bothered saying why he's crap.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:28

@ Duffy

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:29

Woo woman will become very tedious if allowed to go through.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:29

I would not be relishing another plate of food from she who flogs witchcraft.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:29

My future son in law TSS?
Fake fucking tension, tedious.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:29

Witch maybe away on her broomstick

coffeeinbed · 09/04/2014 20:29

Ohh!
That was a fake smile if I ever saw one!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:30

The raspberries and then plum and honey mash did for him with the bad neck tattoo.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:30

Tattooed neck man gone...

TSSDNCOP · 09/04/2014 20:30

Not really a journey as such Peter. More like popping down the road a bit.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:30

Nice Jess through. She'll need to do "110%" now

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CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:30

Blank looks on faces there. Trying to hide the: 'who?'

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