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Proper masterchef Pt2

999 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:05

Witchcraft merchant ...what the actual fuck

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:05

Waves at calam

Raspberry scallops

witchcraft merchant does heritage

Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:05

Hello all, am on phone today so will mostly be mysteriously silent. But stating right away: 18thc woman is ver ver annoying.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:06

Jacks foaming

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:06

Pretentious wanker

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:07

I made pasta tonight. Actually made the pasta and everything. It was my wasting time with DS2 this afternoon activity.

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Halsall · 09/04/2014 20:07

I spy crumbs

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:08

Like jess

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:08

Did you deconstruct the pasta...serve it with samphire, figs n crumbs?

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:09

We have scallop and cauliflower!

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:09

Loves food. Check.
Witchcraft arsewankery merchant
Heritage.
No figs yet?
Oh hi all, been away.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:09

Vair impressed at pasta making.Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:09

I didn't deconstruct it, alas. Or serve it with a crumb.

I made spinach and ricotta tortellini.

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:10

Gregg likes the crumbs

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:10

Bacon crumb on the scallop and cauliflower.

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DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:10

HR specialist Hmm

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:11

Micro herbs !!!!!

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:11

Foamy sauce with microherbs. I had neither of them either.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:11

I'd eat that. Dd says wanky jack is hot.

cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:11

Jacks foam looks like Heinz tomato soup shaken up

beanandspud · 09/04/2014 20:11

I'm late! What have I missed? Pasta with pears? Figs with halibut? Boiled rice three ways?

DuffyMoon · 09/04/2014 20:12

Is she young ohwhat ?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 09/04/2014 20:12

He puréed the shells? Wtf

CalamitouslyWrong · 09/04/2014 20:12

You dònt say. Areas for improvement: sauce o' shell

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cremolafoam · 09/04/2014 20:12

BiryRani

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