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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:14

It's not easy to understand Duffy, but I'm getting the hang of it Wink

Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:14

It's not 'tew-meric' FFS! There's an R in it! TURMERIC!

And breathe.

beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:15

It all looks like a load of Pollocks.

imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:15

Good point Duffy perhaps 'gushes' wasn't the best choice of word!

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:16

I'd be chomping down that popping candy, haven't had it in years

amicissimma · 23/04/2014 20:16

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beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:16

Just trying to imagine a bowl of semolina and popping candy...

DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:16

Indeed ellanora Einstein's theory of relativity has nothing on this

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:16

Eurgh. Spinach, fish and vanilla.

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imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:17

VANILLA and spinach. Dear lord.

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:17

I don't like Greggs fake smile, it gives me the creeps

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:18

She had the oven too hot. It's all peaked and cracked on the top.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:18

Back to the surgery for lady GP, I suspect.

DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:18

It's his pre "gushing" face ...

ohdearitshappeningtome · 23/04/2014 20:18

Fish foam!!! Boak

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:18

Vanilla foam no less.

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DuffyMoon · 23/04/2014 20:19

Oooooooo it's Megan...talking of gushing

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:19

Surely she realised that the fish, spinach and vanilla could never work. Even if the fish was cooked.

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Halsall · 23/04/2014 20:20

What's with Megan's weird expanding hair?

Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:20

Grin Duffy

Right she's going home, she reminds me of Christina in Greys Anatomy

beanandspud · 23/04/2014 20:20

Megan [heart][swoon][heart]

squoosh · 23/04/2014 20:21

Megan and her eyeliner is annoying me, remove her please.

imustbepatient · 23/04/2014 20:21

That did look really good. Hungry now.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:21

Your fish is cooked. Faint praise indeed.

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Ellenora5 · 23/04/2014 20:21

Haemorraged, what a word to use