Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

It's not easy to understand Duffy, but I'm getting the hang of it

It's not 'tew-meric' FFS! There's an R in it! TURMERIC!

And breathe.

It all looks like a load of Pollocks.

Good point Duffy perhaps 'gushes' wasn't the best choice of word!

I'd be chomping down that popping candy, haven't had it in years

Just trying to imagine a bowl of semolina and popping candy...

Indeed ellanora Einstein's theory of relativity has nothing on this

Eurgh. Spinach, fish and vanilla.

VANILLA and spinach. Dear lord.

I don't like Greggs fake smile, it gives me the creeps

She had the oven too hot. It's all peaked and cracked on the top.

Back to the surgery for lady GP, I suspect.

It's his pre "gushing" face ...

Fish foam!!! Boak

Vanilla foam no less.

Oooooooo it's Megan...talking of gushing

Surely she realised that the fish, spinach and vanilla could never work. Even if the fish was cooked.

What's with Megan's weird expanding hair?

Duffy

Right she's going home, she reminds me of Christina in Greys Anatomy

Megan [heart][swoon][heart]

Megan and her eyeliner is annoying me, remove her please.

That did look really good. Hungry now.

Your fish is cooked. Faint praise indeed.

Haemorraged, what a word to use