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Telly addicts

Proper masterchef Pt2

999 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:26

Arf

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:26

They either mash them or we get fondant bloody potatoes.

Someone should roast one just for a laugh.

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coffeeinbed · 10/04/2014 20:26

That's an empty plate....

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:26

Oh my god, pud humiliation!

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:26

Arf x 100000000000

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:26

Hahaha

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Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:27

A smear with a puddle. Smuddle?

rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:27

John and Gregg obviously aren't feeding toddlers. The way that rice pudding adheres to the bowl is the dream Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:27

If she'd called it a smuddle and pretended she meant it, they might have enthused.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:28

My children would never consider eating rice pudding because it's disgusting

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:29

I love that she put a sprig of mint on top of her puddle. I only noticed it in the recap there.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:30

Send them both home.

rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:30

my child thinks everything that comes on a plate is disgusting apparently Hmm [diversion]

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:30

Surely they must both go?!

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:30

That question was really 'who would you rather not have cook for you?'

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Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:30

Ping pong meal looked good

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:31

No more octopus

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:31

Does your child approve of bowls, rooty?

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Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:31

She'll be back as one of the sleb judges next year, having built a vast smuddle empire

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:31

Will no one think of the octopus?

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:31

They must be just keeping him for comedy value. Surely. And please don't let him make another dish of crumbs.

CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:31

She'll have a smuddle van.

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Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:32

Carl and his crap crumble

rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:32

Only as hats Calamitous Grin

Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:32

Why he wearing gloves