Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

Operation rescue.

Uh-oh

Mountain of food

Oh deaaaary me...biscuit base doom

Is there a world glut of samphire?

I wonder if there is ever a time when the contestants cook the same recipe in the invention test as John?

Nah...what amateur could think of pan frying a trout

It would come together better if he put them near each other on the plate.

Figs, samphire, duck...

Heritage carrots. Yawn.

Heritage carrots !!!

Samphire stuffed trout.

Oh dear.

No flowers yet.

This does not look appetising. Changing half way through is stupid.

Hahahahahaha, what happened to everything else in that box? Did the legless octopus eat it?

That trout ewww.

Was there really cheesy octopus earlier?

I hate piped mash in stupid shapes.

The "cured" trout looked like belly buttons

I also don't want mash and Asian dressing.

Mash mash mash. Can they not think of anything else to do with a spud?

A plate...of crumbs?

Rice pud with crumbs, give me strength

This looks awful. Rice pudding crumble.

Splodge with crumb.