Proper masterchef Pt2

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Someone has tinned sweetcorn. Maybe s/he's cooking for toddlers.

I bet his pho broth will be shit.

calam LOL

Beardy is getting on my tits. Pretentious knob.

Oh Ben, you are proper up yourself really, aren't you

Do they eat food on sticks? DS2 is keen on food that comes on sticks.

Lavender cream fuck sake

Could he not add an oxo cube to his pho?

Haven't tried Calamitous what can you put on a stick Carl's rice pudding

Salted almond brittle - yes please!

Bloody lavender. It's for bath salts not food FFS

Salted caramel, the samphire of the pudding world.

Can you have three-cooked-chips-three-ways.

Sausage n mash ?

Sausages?!?!??!

Lavender, well, I was expecting flowers.

Intrigued by the sausages though. With crumbs?

Carls nose is amazing;-)

That's 9 ways, whoopee!

Beans on toast! Fab!

He's very annoying, Carl.
Bugger off Carl.

Oh, you'd be amazed what you can put on a stick if necessary.

Any mince can be formed into meatballs on sticks/kebabs. Chunks of meat can be stuck in sticks. Veg can be stuck on sticks (raw or cooked). Fruit can be stuck on sticks. Butter beans can be served on sticks.

If you can't serve it on a stick, it can almost certainly be served inside bread.

Oh I just lol and I'm in my own........ Oh I does like dean Edwards

Kin hell...John is speechless ...why? Who hasn't had plum in potato

WHY NOT A SPONGE OR SAMMING

Gregg is getting no pudding joy at all, is he

I had a salted caramel brownie once in a poncy cafe down at the quayside. It was mostly salt and disgusting

I missed it. What are those dumplings Karl is making?

Calam I am hurling plates and bowls at the wall as we speak