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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:07

On a plate ? Novel ...

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:08

WTF happened to the rest of that octopus? Not much of it on the plate.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:08

Slab if slate. Yawn.

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:09

Deep fried turd

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:09

Cheesy octopis. Delicious.

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:10

No meatballs? No lingonberry ...call yourself Swedish ?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:10

Of FA. fucking autocorrect
What has joe pasquale made?

beanandspud · 10/04/2014 20:10

Halsall I think there's a six-legged octopus out there making a bid for freedom. or getting himself a job carrying all the plates for the next test

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:10

Carl reminds me of someone...

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:11

Their legs grow back, so keeps going for ages. (Or is that starfish)

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:11

Now there is a GREAT invention just waiting to be patented, bean

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:11

OhWhat- ha!

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:13

I have forgotten how the box round works ...I hope they remind me

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:13

Yes, it's a bit difficult to follow, I find.

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:14

I know there is boxes but after that who knows

beanandspud · 10/04/2014 20:14
  1. Pick box
  2. Cook duck breast with beetroot or fig
  3. Relax
StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:15

Samphire!!!!

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:15

Be more fun if they had to use every ingredient

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:15

The samphire van again, kerching!

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:16

I would never think to do that with trout...you know...Cook it

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:16

Just turned it on to see samphire. Grin

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DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:17

Cue tropical rice pudding...cheesecake

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:18

That's what I was thinking. Bleurgh.

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Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:18

Beardy baldy is going a worrying shade of scarlet...

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:19

calam I would be more impressed if you had just turned on and not seen samphire tbh

Carl ...fuck off